Is Woodruff a surgeon?

by **Metsfanmax** on Sun May 19, 2013 10:31 pm

Just asking.

by **greenoaks** on Sun May 19, 2013 10:43 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

a teacher

by **Army of GOD** on Sun May 19, 2013 10:55 pm

greenoaks wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

a teacher

by **rdsrds2120** on Sun May 19, 2013 11:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
greenoaks wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

a teacher

You've had your fun.

!

BMO

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun May 19, 2013 11:17 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

by **Woodruff** on Mon May 20, 2013 2:43 am

Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?

Unless you're referring to my dissection of Phatscotty's posts, in which case...<evil smile>

by **Woodruff** on Mon May 20, 2013 2:44 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

My wife says I'm quite debonair. And why would she lie?

by **Metsfanmax** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:48 am

Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?

You handle people so delicately when you talk to them on the forums.

by **Symmetry** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:50 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?

You handle people so delicately when you talk to them on the forums.

Are you making the most out of the days before your moratorium kicks in?

by **Woodruff** on Mon May 20, 2013 11:34 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?

You handle people so delicately when you talk to them on the forums.

You make an outstanding point!

by **Woodruff** on Mon May 20, 2013 11:35 am

Symmetry wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?

You handle people so delicately when you talk to them on the forums.

Are you making the most out of the days before your moratorium kicks in?

Wait...that's an ad hominem? Clearly I don't understand the term.

by **saxitoxin** on Mon May 20, 2013 2:20 pm

This would have been an ad hominen:

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Subject: Is Woodruff a sturgeon?

Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a sturgeon?

You're slimy and smell bad.

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by **Baron Von PWN** on Mon May 20, 2013 2:36 pm

now that saxi mentions it, maybe woodruff is a sturgeon. I'm not sure I can take him seriously anymore, after all he may just be a fish flopping around on a keyboard.

by **Woodruff** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:06 pm

saxitoxin wrote:This would have been an ad hominen:

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Subject: Is Woodruff a sturgeon?

Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a sturgeon?

You're slimy and smell bad.

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I KNEW someone was going to mention sturgeons (though I thought it would be a separate thread). One time I caught a sturgeon out of the Missouri River. My dad freaked out thinking I was going to lose a finger or something (I was only like 12 or so). Damn ugly fish, but meeeeeean. Hella teeth.

by **Woodruff** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:06 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:now that saxi mentions it, maybe woodruff is a sturgeon. I'm not sure I can take him seriously anymore, after all he may just be a fish flopping around on a keyboard.

That's what we called some wrestling opponents back in high school, because they'd just lie on the mat flopping around trying not to be pinned, but weren't very good otherwise.

by **rdsrds2120** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:10 pm

Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.

BMO

by **Phatscotty** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:15 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.

BMO

omg

by **greenoaks** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:32 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.

BMO

Axe Murderers also cut deep

by **rdsrds2120** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:37 pm

greenoaks wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.

BMO

Axe Murderers also cut deep

I did say 'might'.

BMO

by **Woodruff** on Mon May 20, 2013 8:51 pm

greenoaks wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.
BMO

Axe Murderers also cut deep

Heeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon May 20, 2013 10:07 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

And sometimes he has me in stitches.

by **rdsrds2120** on Tue May 21, 2013 1:48 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

And sometimes he has me in stitches.

Enough with the puns. Cut it out.

BMO

by **Symmetry** on Tue May 21, 2013 2:12 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

And sometimes he has me in stitches.

Enough with the puns. Cut it out.

BMO

You have no sense of tumor.