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Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:31 pm
by Metsfanmax
Just asking.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:43 pm
by greenoaks
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

a teacher

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:55 pm
by Army of GOD
greenoaks wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

a teacher


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Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:06 pm
by rdsrds2120
Army of GOD wrote:
greenoaks wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.

a teacher


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You've had your fun. :x!

BMO

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:17 pm
by jonesthecurl
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:43 am
by Woodruff
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?

Unless you're referring to my dissection of Phatscotty's posts, in which case...<evil smile>

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:44 am
by Woodruff
jonesthecurl wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.


My wife says I'm quite debonair. And why would she lie?

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:48 am
by Metsfanmax
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?


You handle people so delicately when you talk to them on the forums.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:50 am
by Symmetry
Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?


You handle people so delicately when you talk to them on the forums.


Are you making the most out of the days before your moratorium kicks in?

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 11:34 am
by Woodruff
Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?


You handle people so delicately when you talk to them on the forums.


You make an outstanding point!

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 11:35 am
by Woodruff
Symmetry wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a surgeon?


You handle people so delicately when you talk to them on the forums.


Are you making the most out of the days before your moratorium kicks in?


Wait...that's an ad hominem? Clearly I don't understand the term.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:20 pm
by saxitoxin
This would have been an ad hominen:

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Subject: Is Woodruff a sturgeon?

Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a sturgeon?


You're slimy and smell bad.


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Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:36 pm
by Baron Von PWN
now that saxi mentions it, maybe woodruff is a sturgeon. I'm not sure I can take him seriously anymore, after all he may just be a fish flopping around on a keyboard.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:06 pm
by Woodruff
saxitoxin wrote:This would have been an ad hominen:

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Subject: Is Woodruff a sturgeon?

Metsfanmax wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


Where on God's green Earth would you have gotten the idea that there might be some possibility I am a sturgeon?


You're slimy and smell bad.

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I KNEW someone was going to mention sturgeons (though I thought it would be a separate thread). One time I caught a sturgeon out of the Missouri River. My dad freaked out thinking I was going to lose a finger or something (I was only like 12 or so). Damn ugly fish, but meeeeeean. Hella teeth.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:06 pm
by Woodruff
Baron Von PWN wrote:now that saxi mentions it, maybe woodruff is a sturgeon. I'm not sure I can take him seriously anymore, after all he may just be a fish flopping around on a keyboard.


That's what we called some wrestling opponents back in high school, because they'd just lie on the mat flopping around trying not to be pinned, but weren't very good otherwise.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:10 pm
by rdsrds2120
Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.

BMO

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:15 pm
by Phatscotty
rdsrds2120 wrote:Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.

BMO


omg

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:32 pm
by greenoaks
rdsrds2120 wrote:Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.

BMO

Axe Murderers also cut deep

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:37 pm
by rdsrds2120
greenoaks wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.

BMO

Axe Murderers also cut deep


I did say 'might'.

BMO

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:51 pm
by Woodruff
greenoaks wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:Woodruff might be a surgeon. Sometimes his words cut deep.
BMO


Axe Murderers also cut deep


Heeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:07 pm
by jonesthecurl
jonesthecurl wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

And sometimes he has me in stitches.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 1:48 am
by rdsrds2120
jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

And sometimes he has me in stitches.


Enough with the puns. Cut it out.

BMO

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 2:12 am
by Symmetry
rdsrds2120 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:Just asking.


No. But he thinks he's a smooth operator.

And sometimes he has me in stitches.


Enough with the puns. Cut it out.

BMO


You have no sense of tumor.

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 2:26 am
by rdsrds2120
You know who does? My good friend Ben Ine.

BMO

Re: Is Woodruff a surgeon?

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:21 am
by DoomYoshi
RUN TO THE BEDROOM IN THE SUITCASE ON THE LEFT YOU'LL FIND MY FAVORITE AXE!