Conquer Club

What s the big deal about topless?

A holdover of puritanism.

Somebody must think of the children!

-TG

Being in Greece for 3 months as a 15 year old was a revelation.

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A holdover of puritanism.

Somebody must think of the children!

-TG

What could happen to children? A woody at worse?

betiko wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:A holdover of puritanism.

Somebody must think of the children!

-TG

What could happen to children? A woody at worse?

It's the go-to excuse for those against any form of public nudity (even breast-feeding). Somehow nudity will cause the children to grow up as perverts. Never mind the evidence to the contrary.

-TG

Ah, the good old USA Nanny State.

betiko wrote:What s the big deal about topless?

cause of the fatties

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:What s the big deal about topless?

cause of the fatties

Yeah. It's like the mobile phone on the airplane thing.
Sure it's a bullshit reason, but at least I don't have to listen to some asshole arguing with his girlfriend for 2 hours.

The only viable solution is to make going topless legal only if the local female population is on average hotter than some threshold.

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:What s the big deal about topless?

cause of the fatties

Yeah. It's like the mobile phone on the airplane thing.
Sure it's a bullshit reason, but at least I don't have to listen to some asshole arguing with his girlfriend for 2 hours.

The only viable solution is to make going topless legal only if the local female population is on average hotter than some threshold.

good idea, I'll make a map TGD can use to draft a new law

TGD, you can use this to write the new federal topless law.

GREEN - Topless OK!
YELLOW - Toplessness Limited to Certain Areas or on a Case-by-Case Basis
RED - Topless Prohibited
SPECIAL STATUS ZONES - toplessnesss Prohibited in Orlando, Florida; Palm Springs, California; Scottsdale, Arizona (due to the old people) ... toplessness permitted in Mississippi on Ole' Miss campus during rush and on football Saturdays ... topless mandatory in Miami

saxitoxin wrote:TGD, you can use this to write the new federal topless law.

GREEN - Topless OK!
YELLOW - Toplessness Limited to Certain Areas or on a Case-by-Case Basis
RED - Topless Prohibited
SPECIAL STATUS ZONES - toplessnesss Prohibited in Orlando, Florida; Palm Springs, California; Scottsdale, Arizona (due to the old people) ... toplessness permitted in Mississippi on Ole' Miss campus during rush and on football Saturdays ... topless mandatory in Miami

C-
Would have been much more effective if done in red, white and blue.

saxitoxin wrote:TGD, you can use this to write the new federal topless law.

GREEN - Topless OK!
YELLOW - Toplessness Limited to Certain Areas or on a Case-by-Case Basis
RED - Topless Prohibited
SPECIAL STATUS ZONES - toplessnesss Prohibited in Orlando, Florida; Palm Springs, California; Scottsdale, Arizona (due to the old people) ... toplessness permitted in Mississippi on Ole' Miss campus during rush and on football Saturdays ... topless mandatory in Miami

I'm not sure about Florida (no offense Saxi).

thegreekdog wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:TGD, you can use this to write the new federal topless law.

GREEN - Topless OK!
YELLOW - Toplessness Limited to Certain Areas or on a Case-by-Case Basis
RED - Topless Prohibited
SPECIAL STATUS ZONES - toplessnesss Prohibited in Orlando, Florida; Palm Springs, California; Scottsdale, Arizona (due to the old people) ... toplessness permitted in Mississippi on Ole' Miss campus during rush and on football Saturdays ... topless mandatory in Miami

I'm not sure about Florida (no offense Saxi).

Sorry, I don't have the skills on my iPhone to color the panhandle red and the rest green.

thegreekdog wrote:Being in Greece for 3 months as a 15 year old was a revelation.

Wait what?? I was in Greece once, didn't see nipples!!!!


I might have to go again

nietzsche wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:Being in Greece for 3 months as a 15 year old was a revelation.

Wait what?? I was in Greece once, didn't see nipples!!!!


I might have to go again

TV in Greece was awesome (says 15-year-old TGD).

lol at saxi's map!

I still think that any woman topless is fine. seeing a bigger diversity of titties all age, all size and all shapes gives ou a better empirical idea of what dressed up women look like naked, you need to train your eyes on all sort of females for a better understanding. It's educational, and I think that young american men become tit frustrated and end up with some spring break perversions when they are able to bend the rules.

betiko wrote:lol at saxi's map!

I still think that any woman topless is fine. seeing a bigger diversity of titties all age, all size and all shapes gives ou a better empirical idea of what dressed up women look like naked, you need to train your eyes on all sort of females for a better understanding. It's educational, and I think that young american men become tit frustrated and end up with some spring break perversions when they are able to bend the rules.

Great news, Betiko! Toplessness is now legal in New York! Not just at beaches but in the park, street, driving around, bank, picking up your children from kindergarten, in a nice restaurant, at city council meetings, etc. New York is even more fin de siècle than France!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/16/nyreg ... html?_r=1&

saxitoxin wrote:TGD, you can use this to write the new federal topless law.

GREEN - Topless OK!
YELLOW - Toplessness Limited to Certain Areas or on a Case-by-Case Basis
RED - Topless Prohibited
SPECIAL STATUS ZONES - toplessnesss Prohibited in Orlando, Florida; Palm Springs, California; Scottsdale, Arizona (due to the old people) ... toplessness permitted in Mississippi on Ole' Miss campus during rush and on football Saturdays ... topless mandatory in Miami

You sir , have never visited the fine campus of the University of Tennessee! Your map needs refinement!

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:lol at saxi's map!

I still think that any woman topless is fine. seeing a bigger diversity of titties all age, all size and all shapes gives ou a better empirical idea of what dressed up women look like naked, you need to train your eyes on all sort of females for a better understanding. It's educational, and I think that young american men become tit frustrated and end up with some spring break perversions when they are able to bend the rules.

Great news, Betiko! Toplessness is now legal in New York! Not just at beaches but in the park, street, driving around, bank, picking up your children from kindergarten, in a nice restaurant, at city council meetings, etc. New York is even more fin de siècle than France!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/16/nyreg ... html?_r=1&

Great news indeed! Will spread much lovin in the big apple!

If only you people could have enjoyed the wonders of Eurotrash. Greatest TV series ever made.

I can't go topless in Alaska? Damn.

Gilligan wrote:I can't go topless in Alaska? Damn.

Maybe you could be the top?

Antoine de Caunes is such a legend. He used to second host a very popular show in france for over ten years before he got bored and moved to london to host eurotrash. His daughter is a smoking hot actress.

in the U.S. a naked pair of udders is more dangerous then guns.

Just make it a permit system. Kind of the opposite of a conceal carry permit.