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Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concussions

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:41 pm
by pimpdave
Ever since Tea Party reporter Andrea Tantaros restated the Tea Party's objective of causing grievous bodily harm to anyone who disagrees with them, incidences of concussion, traumatic brain injury, and coma have been on the rise in the USA. No one is safe. Why, just yesterday as I was leaving the grocery store, I witnessed a woman getting out of a van with an Obama bumper sticker on it get brutally attacked by two corpulent white guys. The attack was over before I could prevent it, but she was left unconscious and bleeding from her head. They shouted "Tea Party Power!" as they waddled to their escape pickup truck.

What do you guys think? Should the IRS maybe investigate organizations with ties to the violent, racist Tea Party? If not, why do you think terrorists should get tax exempt status?

http://www.inquisitr.com/674459/go-punc ... -tantaros/

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:46 pm
by Woodruff
pimpdave wrote:Ever since Tea Party reporter Andrea Tantaros restated the Tea Party's objective of causing grievous bodily harm to anyone who disagrees with them, incidences of concussion, traumatic brain injury, and coma have been on the rise in the USA. No one is safe. Why, just yesterday as I was leaving the grocery store, I witnessed a woman getting out of a van with an Obama bumper sticker on it get brutally attacked by two corpulent white guys. The attack was over before I could prevent it, but she was left unconscious and bleeding from her head. They shouted "Tea Party Power!" as they waddled to their escape pickup truck.

What do you guys think? Should the IRS maybe investigate organizations with ties to the violent, racist Tea Party? If not, why do you think terrorists should get tax exempt status?

http://www.inquisitr.com/674459/go-punc ... -tantaros/


You were unable to stop too fat guys waddling away after you witnessed their attack? I have long suspected that you were mentally handicapped, but I didn't realize you were physically handicapped as well.

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:51 pm
by john9blue
so the "death squads" have stepped down to non-lethal violence? seems like a step in the right direction to me. you should be celebrating this, dave

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:54 pm
by Dukasaur
I did NOT waddle! I loped gracefully!

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:16 pm
by nietzsche
must be hell in your head PD

waiting for months to come here only to release your poison again



good bye

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:37 pm
by DoomYoshi
Translated into Bengali that becomes:
চা পার্টি অভিহিত স্কোয়াড punching

Is Bengali the most peaceful language ever?

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:38 pm
by DoomYoshi
actually Georgian has a similar problem:
თეა პარტიის სახე Punching ფეხბურთელი

Marathi:
चहा पार्टी चेहरा पथक Punching

On the opposite end of the spectrum is Czech, which has a word for punching but not for anything else:
Tea Party Face ražení Squad

Czech - the preferred language of prize fight announcers everywhere.

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:18 pm
by BigBallinStalin
DoomYoshi wrote:actually Georgian has a similar problem:
თეა პარტიის სახე Punching ფეხბურთელი

Marathi:
चहा पार्टी चेहरा पथक Punching

On the opposite end of the spectrum is Czech, which has a word for punching but not for anything else:
Tea Party Face ražení Squad

Czech - the preferred language of prize fight announcers everywhere.


Excellent research, DY.

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:13 pm
by notyou2
I think his thesis is on this sort of thing

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:23 pm
by ooge
So Obama has been accused of "Palling around with terrorists" and if the TEA NINCOMPOOPS are now considered terrorists at what point does Obama start palling around with them?

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:23 pm
by DoomYoshi
notyou2 wrote:I think his thesis is on this sort of thing


Actually, it's about the metric variations in the Klingon and Dothraki translations of Romeo and Juliet.

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:19 pm
by Phatscotty
We will punch through the 1 party system, all the way to the White House.


Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:38 pm
by Woodruff
DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I think his thesis is on this sort of thing


Actually, it's about the metric variations in the Klingon and Dothraki translations of Romeo and Juliet.


Indeed. As a great general once said, "You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon".

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:40 pm
by ooge
Woodruff wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I think his thesis is on this sort of thing


Actually, it's about the metric variations in the Klingon and Dothraki translations of Romeo and Juliet.


Indeed. As a great general once said, "You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon".


General Chang?

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:56 pm
by Woodruff
Phatscotty wrote:We will punch through the 1 party system, all the way to the White House.


It's really just too bad that voters won't vote for actual Libertarians and will instead vote for folks like Rand Paul who, much as I like many of the things he says, is really only a partial Libertarian.

Re: Tea Party Face Punching Squads Cause Increase In Concuss

PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:57 pm
by Woodruff
ooge wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I think his thesis is on this sort of thing


Actually, it's about the metric variations in the Klingon and Dothraki translations of Romeo and Juliet.


Indeed. As a great general once said, "You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon".


General Chang?


Indeed.