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The Dilapping Thread

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:00 am

I thought this was good enough to deserve a thread of its own.

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Army of GOD wrote:11.999999 hours of me slapping him in the face with my cock


we have a word for this in french, no kidding. It's called a "biffle". comes from "bite"=dick and "giffle"= slap in the face.

Therefore, can I invent a new english verb, "to dilap"? (or being a none english speaker I can't be granted this priviledge?)

"Will liked to bully, he dilapped all his friends for no reason."


Invent away, my friend! We love new words on CC.

Let me be the first to try it out. "Here I am dilapping BigBallinStalin, when suddenly the phone rings. Damn, will I be able to dilap effectively with only one hand?"
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Re: The Dilapping Thread

Postby Serbia on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:24 am

First!

Bollocks.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:22 am

I thought he was going to try to dilap me so I nunched him.
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Re: The Dilapping Thread

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:30 am

Dilapping was invented at McGill University in 2013
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Re: The Dilapping Thread

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:30 am

Now here is something extra interesting. 'Dilapidated' means "To bring into a state of decay or of partial ruin." I submit that those who have experienced dilapping have been 'dilapidated.'


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Re: The Dilapping Thread

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:22 am

this thread is f'donkulous
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Re: The Dilapping Thread

Postby john9blue on Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:17 am

Army of GOD wrote:this thread is f'donkulous


so was your suggestion
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