Conquer Club

1. Nathan Horton
2. Philip Rivers
3. Leo Dicaprio





to be continued

i'm a bit surprised to not see funkyterrance on this list.

thought you two were mortal enemies?

john9blue wrote:i'm a bit surprised to not see funkyterrance on this list.

thought you two were mortal enemies?

enemies implies we have near equal prowess.

The only thing FT does better than me is be fucking annoying.

I take solace knowing the third Law of Pokemon states that FT will eventually hurt himself in confusion.

When will Tuukka Rask make this list?

Bollocks.

Army of GOD wrote:enemies implies we have near equal prowess.

I'm pretty sure Philip Rivers would beat the shit out of you.

Leonardo Dicaprio is also on my list.

Army of GOD wrote:I take solace knowing the third Law of Pokemon states that FT will eventually hurt himself in confusion.

Touché.

I resent the equal prowess remark though, I can probably still beat the elite four with my hands tied behind my back and that's with like mostly level 40 Pokemon.

I don't think there is anyone I'd want to punch in the face. I'm a pretty non-violent monkey that doesn't get riled up. That said, AOG is enticing.


--Andy

Army of GOD wrote:1. Nathan Horton
2. Philip Rivers
3. Leo Dicaprio
4. Napolean Dynamite
5. M. Night Shyamalan
6. AOG



to be continued

Added some much needed members to that list.

Elbow in tn the face?

Horatio Hornblower should be on the list. I am sick of his do-gooding and will rout his ship.

thegreekdog wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:enemies implies we have near equal prowess.

I'm pretty sure Philip Rivers would beat the shit out of you.

Leonardo Dicaprio is also on my list.

If he fights as poorly as he throws, I'm sure an ant could kick his ass.

4. Lil Wayne
5. The inventor of the Hatchback

why me?

Every rapper in modern music.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Every rapper in modern music.

Aye, "lil bitch" for example has a very punch inviting face.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Every rapper in modern music.

I sort of agree but don't really. I don't really agree because the term rapper is thrown around way too fucking much. Lil Wayne, Drake, Wiz Khalifa, etc. are not rappers. They are pop-rappers. There is a difference.

I want to punch all pop-rappers in the face. Real rappers (Nas, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, etc.) are awesome.

My general rule is that if you use auto-tune you are a piece of shit and deserve to get kicked in the nards.

Add Aunt Jamima to this list.

Ye, Nas owns. Say what you want about lil wayne, he's the real deal. He doesn't bother me one bit.

I find anyone who doesn't think lil wayne is annoying to be annoying. Welcome to my list of people I find annoying FT. Be on your guard lil punk!

The guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap.

wtf? this actually exists?

more likely you're just a b-wrap amateur. once you've been popping for years and perfected your technique, then maybe you can hang with the pros (they call me "big poppa")

big poppa wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap.

wtf? this actually exists?

more likely you're just a b-wrap amateur. once you've been popping for years and perfected your technique, then maybe you can hang with the pros (they call me "big poppa")

Nope, they're big bubbles with lots of give in 'em. You can't pop them even if you step on them.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap.

Now that sounds like a certified capital-C Communist right there.

6. BigBallinStalin
7. Jane Austen
8. the guy who invented ear buds