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Favorite (Or Recent) Tweets From North Korea's Twitter

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:48 pm

Partially inspired by the 'Bad Translating' topic of yore.

(All messages loosely translated into English via Google Translate, so butchered definitely)

North Korea's Official Twitter Account

May 29th, 2013
Greeting, under the leadership of Comrade Kim Jong-un, often military-first, the final victory of socialism along the way to move forward vigorously against our invincible revolutionary victory is forever.


June 1st, 2013
With Fresh grass greener grow in the hearts of million of giant pillars of patriotism in the country in the near future the 21st century civilization powerhouse, will stand up to the height of the economic powerhouse.


June 6th, 2013
The extreme north, partial recognition by the bright light of truth will always be torn down.



--Andy
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Re: Favorite (Or Recent) Tweets From North Korea's Twitter

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:53 pm

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Re: Favorite (Or Recent) Tweets From North Korea's Twitter

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:31 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:so butchered probably


I think you meant to use "definitely" instead of "probably."
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Re: Favorite (Or Recent) Tweets From North Korea's Twitter

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:48 pm

May 26th, 2013
Our nuclear deterrent is a thorough self-defense war.


April 2nd, 2013
One hand and a gun in the other hand a sickle and all independently Guardsmen march, heroic fortitude of the people are keeping strengthen our country.



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Re: Favorite (Or Recent) Tweets From North Korea's Twitter

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:43 pm

I wonder if he'd be willing to write for the Dispatch.
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Re: Favorite (Or Recent) Tweets From North Korea's Twitter

Postby AAFitz on Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:39 pm

HOLY SHIT!!! He must be the one writing all those damn Cat Memes!
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