Conquer Club

That's it. I'm sick of whoever you are, so this game will decide which side is so much cooler than the other side.


Sign up if you dare!


Team 1:
BigBallinStalin
TGD
patches70
AoG

Team 2:
theMets
JBlombier
DoomYoshi
Lootifer


Map:
Something kinda big but not too big. Not complicated because the Denizens of OT have mushy brains.Throw out some big map names with the easy learning curves, and a big one will get selected.

Settings:
As sunny as nietz' house at Cabo San Lucas (sunny, arid, Mexican).
Chained forts.
25 hour turns
Yeah, 25 hour turns.
Sequential because as gentlemen we know how to queue.
No spoils because the Denizens of OT aren't spoiled brats. Well, some are, but that's irrelevant.

In before move


This is NOT off topic hahahahaha

But I'm a nice guy (sometimes)

This reminds me, whatever happened to the crazy young earth creationists vs the atheists game that was meant to be started?

I volunteer for Team 1 (unless I higher ranked player joins Team 2, in which case I will change to Team 2).

I'm in with the Rabid Nuns.

Spots are filling quickly! Order now! Operators are standing by! Shipping & Handling is only $9.99 (No COD, other fees may apply, S&H is subject to change drastically.

I'll play on team 1. On the side of Awesome. It will be legen...wait for it.....dary.

I'm with the nuts

After decades of nuttery, I am no longer able to distinguish myself from the nuts and the bolts.

I'd like to sign-up with independent UN Observer Status.


--Andy

BigBallinStalin wrote:After decades of nuttery, I am no longer able to distinguish myself from the nuts and the bolts.

wtf why didn't you sign me up?

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:After decades of nuttery, I am no longer able to distinguish myself from the nuts and the bolts.

wtf why didn't you sign me up?

ARE YOU WITH THE NUTS OR ARE YOU WITH THE NUTS??

Are OT-lurkers allowed? Then I'll gladly take a spot in team 2, because that is obviously the strategically superior team already.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:After decades of nuttery, I am no longer able to distinguish myself from the nuts and the bolts.

wtf why didn't you sign me up?

ARE YOU WITH THE NUTS OR ARE YOU WITH THE NUTS??

WITH THE NUTS

5000 saxbucks to aog deadbeating.

nietzsche wrote:5000 saxbucks to aog deadbeating.

I'm pretty sure this is against federal regulations.

SAXI GET IN HERE AND THROW THIS MEXICANS ASS IN PRISON

Army of GOD wrote:

nietzsche wrote:5000 saxbucks to aog deadbeating.

I'm pretty sure this is against federal regulations.

SAXI GET IN HERE AND THROW THIS MEXICANS ASS IN PRISON

Too late, nietzsche already joined the merchant marine.

Team 2. With Funky and Symmetry lol.

JBlombier wrote:Are OT-lurkers allowed? Then I'll gladly take a spot in team 2, because that is obviously the strategically superior team already.

Fellow lurkers of all trades are welcome to join.

Team 1:
BigBallinStalin
TGD
patches70
AoG

Team 2:
theMets
JBlombier
DoomYoshi
[this could be you!]

Team 1 is complete and ready to destroy any challenger.

One more victim is required.

Let's play WW2 Australia.

ill play with team 2

DoomYoshi wrote:Let's play WW2 Australia.

If there are no objections within 24 or so hours, then we'll play this map.

SOON!, YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE MIGHTY HORDE OF AWESOME.

Id say you guys play Luxemburg.

US Senate for lolz?

WW2 Aussie is ok, but not that big really? (thou didnt actually count how big senate is, just looked bigger...)