Conquer Club

Post ideas on how I can ruin it.

They threw one last night (4 cars). They're throwing one right now tonight (7 cars).

And they are throwing one this weekend. I hate it. I can't stand them. Help me ruin their party.

One car just drove off, 0 - 60 in 0 seconds. People were laughing, laughing, saying goodbye, then suddenly

Squeal RVRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I would say throw a heap of motor oil behind all the tyres but they would get a kick out of it by the sounds of them.
My suggestion, start throwing your own breakfast parties at 6am...

Are they Persian?

Have you thought of dressing like this and knocking at their door?

can u sneak up behind there cars? all you need is a bag of spuds (potatoes) and a broom handle.

use there exhaust pipe to cut the spud (must be no gap between spud and pipe) and the broom handle to shove the spud up as far as you can, remove any spud not in exhaust pipe and they won't be able to work out why they can't start there cars

Maybe you should go introduce yourself and have a good time.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Maybe you should go introduce yourself and have a good time.

-TG

Yeah, this one.

Cooperation is more likely to occur between people who know each other, even if the meeting was brief. Caveat: unless of course one is surely a cantankerous twat.

*****

Call a noise ordinance on them. The cops will eventually show up, walk around a bit, look tough, and then leave. Ha.


--Andy

Innoculate yourself with syphilis, and then go next door and have sex with everyone. That'll teach 'em!

Cut their power lines

notyou2 wrote:Cut their power lines

+20 Saxbucks

BGtheBrain wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Maybe you should go introduce yourself and have a good time. kill them

-TG

fixed

+ 50 Saxbucks

nietzsche wrote:Are they Persian?

Have you thought of dressing like this and knocking at their door?

+500 Saxbucks!

thegreekdog wrote:

notyou2 wrote:Cut their power lines

+20 Saxbucks

BGtheBrain wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Maybe you should go introduce yourself and have a good time. kill them

-TG

fixed

+ 50 Saxbucks

nietzsche wrote:Are they Persian?

Have you thought of dressing like this and knocking at their door?

+500 Saxbucks!

I call bias!!!

You just think a guy dressed as a greek should go threaten persians because you're mad about some indiscretions of 4000 years ago

Sadly we have no noise ordinances of any kind, and there's only 2 deputies on duty for our whole county at night.

I have to handle this myself.
Like a man.

Also, these people are just general douchebags. They must pay for throwing constant parties and not letting their neighbors sleep. I found a spilled bag of beer cans blown all over in my yard today. Like, they were in my yard drinking.

You should just buy a slingshot or something and fk with them. Drunk people are easy to fk with and you could have fun doing it.

Have a louder party.
And the music should be karaoke yodelling.

Juan wrote:I found a spilled bag of beer cans blown all over in my yard today. Like, they were in my yard drinking.

See? It sounds like they want to kick it with you, Juan. Don't be a hall monitor.

-TG

notyou2 wrote:I call bias!!!

You just think a guy dressed as a greek should go threaten persians because you're mad about some indiscretions of 4000 years ago

Whatevs. We whooped their ass!

Juan wrote:I found a spilled bag of beer cans blown all over in my yard today. Like, they were in my yard drinking.

Turn your yard into a mine field. They'll stop drinking there.