Conquer Club

President Obama, the greatest leader of any nation in any time, will be laying out his plan for addressing climate change on Tuesday (GOD BLESS HIM).

According to official reports from Anti Tea Party Death Squad Field Agents, the Tea Party is preparing to be enraged, because they want to ruin America and the world by polluting us all to death. Why does the Tea Party want to ruin America so much?

A quick summary of Mr Obama's address-

"Climate change is a real problem. It's not a made up fake disaster used to force everyone into a more centralized government. So I have signed an executive order mandating the creation of a special committee to look at the problem and make recommendations. We expect those recommendations to come in a couple of years. I just want all you environmental whackos, err....I mean constituents, to know that I'm on it. Thank you very much. I won't be taking any questions today, have a wonderful afternoon."

I think that about sums it up.....

Yeah it took years for the greatest vice president of any country at any time, the Honorable Mr. Joe Biden, like 5 years to make gun legislation recommendations.

If Milli Vanilli had to give back their Grammy, shouldn't Obama have to give back his Nobel?

I tell you what, there is no way he's getting elected again, I will guarantee that!

That is an outstanding picture there though, Juan! <laughing>