Help create a phsycological profile test for wanna-be MODs

by **Juan_Bottom** on Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:50 pm

(1) Justin Timberlake:

by **Metsfanmax** on Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:51 pm

All of the above?

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:53 pm

Is someone's ejaculatory duct obstructed?

by **Juan_Bottom** on Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:59 pm

Jeff has a bad reputation on Conquer Club but you've never met him before. What do you do?

by **Juan_Bottom** on Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:07 pm

(3) While driving home after work (modding) you spot an injured turtle slowly crossing the road. What do you do:

by **Maugena** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:19 am

a. Gets off to watching Triumph of a Heart by Bjork

by **Funkyterrance** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:21 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:(3) While driving home after work (modding) you spot an injured turtle slowly crossing the road. What do you do:

a. Nothing, it's dangerous to get out of your vehicle on a busy roadway.
b. Stop the car, light up the vehicle's emergency flashers, and allow the turtle to safely cross the road.
c. Stop the car, pick up the turtle, and deliver it to an animal rescue center.
d. Hit that f*cker.

If the person does not answer "C" on this field they are for certain not "wannabe mod" material.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:33 am

Maugena wrote:a. Gets off to watching Triumph of a Heart by Bjork

by **macbone** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:56 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
Juan_Bottom wrote:(3) While driving home after work (modding) you spot an injured turtle slowly crossing the road. What do you do:

a. Nothing, it's dangerous to get out of your vehicle on a busy roadway.
b. Stop the car, light up the vehicle's emergency flashers, and allow the turtle to safely cross the road.
c. Stop the car, pick up the turtle, and deliver it to an animal rescue center.
d. Hit that f*cker.

If the person does not answer "C" on this field they are for certain not "wannabe mod" material.

Man, I really miss driving to work. Some days it'd just be me, the open road, the sun and the trees, and a couple of deer for miles. I'd flip between Paul Finebaum and All Things Considered, depending on commercial breaks, and sip a frosty Dew.

Then some dude would pass in a pick-up truck, and he'd wave, and I'd wave back.

Good times.

Now the commute home means squeezing onto a crowded bus that's standing room only, barely, or waiting on the side of the road for ten minutes or so for a mini-bus with an empty seat.

by **Woodruff** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:20 am

macbone wrote:Man, I really miss driving to work. Some days it'd just be me, the open road, the sun and the trees, and a couple of deer for miles. I'd flip between Paul Finebaum and All Things Considered, depending on commercial breaks, and sip a frosty Dew.

Then some dude would pass in a pick-up truck, and he'd wave, and I'd wave back.

Good times.

Now the commute home means squeezing onto a crowded bus that's standing room only, barely, or waiting on the side of the road for ten minutes or so for a mini-bus with an empty seat.

I HATE driving. With a passion. I live two houses from the school, and I thank my lucky stars every day for it.

Except those days when the cadets inevitably stop by to hang out. Then I typically wish I lived a couple of miles away. <laughing>

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:11 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:(3) While driving home after work (modding) you spot an injured turtle slowly crossing the road. What do you do:

a. Nothing, it's dangerous to get out of your vehicle on a busy roadway.
b. Stop the car, light up the vehicle's emergency flashers, and allow the turtle to safely cross the road.
c. Stop the car, pick up the turtle, and deliver it to an animal rescue center.
d. Hit that f*cker.

Stop the car, pick up the turtle, bring it home to the wife and say, "I got dinner. You cook it!"