Tea Party Death Squad Builds Death Ray, Hates Obama

by **pimpdave** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:38 pm

A Tea Party Death Squad located in Schenectady, NY has been broken up by the FBI, a government agency (Thank you government for watching over us and keeping us safe!).

Their plan was to use a death ray to kill everyone who disagrees with them! WHY HOW DARE THEY!

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/20 ... s-fbi.html

What do you guys think? Should the Tea Party be permitted to rove around the USA with death rays in the backs of vans death raying anyone they please?

by **DoomYoshi** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:42 pm

Dude. Don't you learn anything?

You start a thread spelling worshippers with one p and the thread gets locked. You spell build without an L and your thread is going to be locked. We are all sick of your crap.

by **pimpdave** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:07 pm

I also spelled "Party" wrong. In my haste to break the news of this latest dastardly deed by the Tea Party and their Death Squads, I accidentally a letter.

by **pimpdave** on Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:10 pm

Also, you have been reported for bigotry. HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE SPELING CHALENGED!

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:30 pm

Not so much of a death ray, more of a death oy vey.

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:35 pm

I want a death ray. But not on the back of my van, on the front of my van. For all the assholes blocking my path!

by **Night Strike** on Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:29 am

Looks like pimpdave has some friends: http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/june_2013/26_of_obama_supporters_view_tea_party_as_nation_s_top_terror_threat

by **patches70** on Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:45 am

A real death ray that anyone could build in their own back yard. It destroys not only wood and typical combustibles, but it burns through aluminum, concrete, rocks. Watch a clump of mud burst into flames. Watch an aluminum can cut in half by a real death ray. Solar radiation concentrated to the power of 5,000 suns. Features include a handy alignment scope which makes focusing the sun's energy quick and easy. Virtually nothing can stand up for very long to this death ray. Comes mounted on a wagon for easy transport to where ever it may be needed.

by **Woodruff** on Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:51 am

Night Strike wrote:Looks like pimpdave has some friends: http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/june_2013/26_of_obama_supporters_view_tea_party_as_nation_s_top_terror_threat

I don't find that particularly alarming, to be honest.

What I DO find alarming is that Obama still has supporters.