Conquer Club

Okay, so I amn on vacation, and I don't drink much, but when I fo,, I luv u

Phatscotty wrote:I don't drink much

u sure?

suxck me vbautuidful

john9blue wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I don't drink much

u sure?

Maybe he is one of those people that barely drinks anything but still ends up being drunk.

Phatscotty wrote:suxck me vbautuidful

Embrace the Dark Side.

waauw wrote:

john9blue wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I don't drink much

u sure?

Maybe he is one of those people that barely drinks anything but still ends up being drunk.

You mean an American?

i love this therrad

Phatscotty wrote:Okay, so I amn on vacation, and I don't drink much, but when I fo,, I luv u

WAIT - so does this mean all of Scott's other posts were made when he was sober?!?!

saxitoxin wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:Okay, so I amn on vacation, and I don't drink much, but when I fo,, I luv u

WAIT - so does this mean all of Scott's other posts were made when he was sober?!?!

I call bullshit.

Bollocks.

crispybits wrote:

waauw wrote:

john9blue wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I don't drink much

u sure?

Maybe he is one of those people that barely drinks anything but still ends up being drunk.

You mean an American?

For some reason all my big drunk blackouts where in america. The way you drink there is different. But i still don t get why i got so many blackouts over there, was mostly beer.. Maybe just because i was in college, i don t know but still didn t solve the mystery.

Got drunk as f*ck tons of times in the uk could still remember everything the next day.

Phatscotty wrote:suxck me vbautuidful

Question:
If he was drunk enough to be typing like that, then how did he manage to make the "♥" symbol? Seems like he shouldn't have enough coordination left to manage that.

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:suxck me vbautuidful

Question:
If he was drunk enough to be typing like that, then how did he manage to make the "♥" symbol? Seems like he shouldn't have enough coordination left to manage that.

+1

Bollocks.

While I am used to Brits overgeneralizing about Americans (which is fine....I generalize too, and I love you guys in the UK....send lots of product there ;o), this is the first time I've heard this one.....seems to me there's been a fair share of funny drunk videos from the UK as well as the Americas.....and I for one will put my bad habits up against the best of them. As Skynyrd so eloquently put it, "I've drank enough whisky to float a battleship around".

Back to the love............

crispybits wrote:

waauw wrote:

john9blue wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I don't drink much

u sure?

Maybe he is one of those people that barely drinks anything but still ends up being drunk.

You mean an American?

It was meant as humour, just like the American jokes about all brits having bad teeth, or any of the many entertaining sketches/songs celebrating your victory over the King's troops during the terrorist insurrection you call the War of Independence