Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:09 am
by saxitoxin
The Royal Winnipeg Ballet has expelled a dancer for doing porn. Jeppe Hansen says he was just trying to express himself. The CBC, meanwhile, tactfully avoids mentioning what kind of porn Jeppe did, leaving that to logical deduction ...
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/ ... -porn.html
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:09 am
by Funkyterrance
Saxi, how is your prostate feeling?
Sorry, I'm trying to get into this thread but It's hard to muster up interest in a Canadian ballet dancer. I would actually truly rather hear about your prostate. Was he at least born somewhere other than Canada?(the dancer, not your prostate)
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:08 pm
by DoomYoshi
One area of the government spent less than it was budgeted and this is called "inefficiency" and a "problem". I am not so sure we speak English anymore in this country, so I wouldn't trust the Ballet story either.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/national/unable+spend+billions+what+critics+stealth+deficit/8647494/story.html
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:27 pm
by PLAYER57832
I suggest he try out for the Copenhagen Ballet.
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:37 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Urh nurh! Cannerdur is gurner get invahderd!
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:52 pm
by Dukasaur
MeDeFe wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Urh nurh! Cannerdur is gurner get invahderd!

Isn't that what happened in
April of 2011?
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:21 pm
by nietzsche
That's the natural evolution for ballet dancers actually. From ballet to porn.
Porn can be classy too.
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:12 am
by notyou2
The next step will be combined ballet porn.
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:09 pm
by DoomYoshi
notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.
I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:32 pm
by DoomYoshi
notyou2 wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.
I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.
I take it you have.
I take it you take it in the bum.
BURN!
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:25 pm
by notyou2
DoomYoshi wrote:notyou2 wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.
I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.
I take it you have.
I take it you take it in the bum.
BURN!
That doesn't sound like a suggestion from a suggestions moderator.
Re: Danish Porn Stars Not Welcome to Do Ballet in Canada

Posted:
Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:38 am
by DoomYoshi
notyou2 wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:notyou2 wrote:DoomYoshi wrote:notyou2 wrote:The next step will be combined ballet porn.
I take it you haven't been to a German ballet recently.
I take it you have.
I take it you take it in the bum.
BURN!
That doesn't sound like a suggestion from a suggestions moderator.
That's true. Best behavior now.