Conquer Club

USD.

I would invest it into an Escalating GIC where it is locked down for 2000 years. Then, my ancestors could bankrupt the entire planet!

inb4"that seems like a particularly short-sighted plan"

Space exploration.


--Andy

Buy stuff, airplanes, cars. Some apartments with commercial space ground floor and restaurant on the top.

Tithe first. Then probably buy a new car. Then stash away the rest for things I would want to do later in life.

Give it all away after insuring that all monetary family debt was taken care of.

One house, 2 cars, rental properties, and then other stuff.

Design a dream house, get it built. Gifts to all my friends and family. One month of the best prostitutes. Then backpack travel around the world. Then spend all my time and money inventing something useful.

Probably pay AoG 100,000 dls or so to see me having sex with his sister.

Set up a charity to MADE world leaders settle there differences by playing dice based board games rather than violence.

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Buy 500 million lottery tickets

invest all of it to try and become even more rich
I'm not as materialistic as most people

Invest in bonds/shares/property.

Then bail nietzsche out of jail.

And build a time-machine.

Oh, and a trip to Mars and back. With AoG's sister.

Y'all seem like good enough people, so I might consider investing in y'all. A loan here, a loan there, sure.

But some of you--the privileged few!--I'll hire as my Goon Squad.

Whenever the interest payments are missing, I release the Goon Squad to set things straight.

Then we can hear the complains in OT. It'll be great!

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I'd donate to specific educational organizations.

The rest would be invested. I'd live off the proceeds, as would my descendants. I'd travel and do research.

Fill a pool with cash and swim in it like Scrooge.



Then I'd make Richie Rich my bitch.

2 chicks @ da same time

I would buy you a fur coat.

But not a real fur coat, that's cruel.

I would have expected 500 fur coats, with that kind of money.

I like the space exploration idea floated earlier (pun intended ) but I wonder if $500,000,000 is enough to get far. Maybe a space hotel, for Space Ship Three to serve.

Have my own ecletic version (i.e. a non-rich-fuckhead-version) of dragons den.

Invest in people who want to make computer games I like, who want to evolve design/culture/art in a direction i think is cool and help out people who have smart ideas around making life better for those at the bottom of the shit heap.

Basically the same as BBS but way fucking cooler.

Probably pay nietzsche 100,000 dls or so to see him having sex with AoG's sister.

ender516 wrote:I would have expected 500 fur coats, with that kind of money.

Who needs more than one fur coat? I'd keep the other $499 million for myself.

I'd buy 500 cans of paint to throw at your 500 fur coats.

ender516 wrote:I like the space exploration idea floated earlier (pun intended ) but I wonder if $500,000,000 is enough to get far. Maybe a space hotel, for Space Ship Three to serve.

That would be me. 500 Million is kind of the low-end for human space exploration. I think you could go to the Moon with that money, but probably not Mars or beyond.

So as much as I'd want to go to space, I'd probably go with cheaper unmanned exploration. The MSL (Mars Science Lab), which landed about a year ago if you remember, cost about $2.5 Billion USD I think. However, the prior missions for Spirit and Opportunity, the two smaller rovers, was closer to $800 Million USD. And the Hubble Space telescope was good $2-3 Billion USD probably as well. Dawn, the spacecraft that visited the asteroid Vesta and now is visiting Ceres, another nearby asteroid, was less than $500 Million USD I think.

So here's to hoping.


--Andy

You could also get...

- a medium sized windfarm (150 MW)
- a sports stadium
- a mansion, a private plane, a fleet of supercars, and still have plenty left over
- a 1/10th of a nuclear power plant
- 54466 dozen of one of the worlds most expensive beers: Brewdogs End of History (pity they only made one dozen bottles).

lol



classy lol

Yeah shit is pretty awesome. At 55% you'll be having a pretty fun night to boot.