Conquer Club

Nietzsche wants to be bailed out of jail because he has to share a bucket with four other men nobody has any burrito wrappers and he can't peruse images of attractive ladies on the internet because he's in jail.

K, I'm off to the drug store and post office.

notyou2 wrote:K, I'm off to the drug store and post office.

In that order?

If I do it in the other order the parcel will arrive without the "burritos".

If I send the burritos will I get on the Homeland Security watch list?

I'd help but I'm one of his cell mates.

Luckily every cell has a computer but the only websites that aren't blocked are Conquer Club and zombocom

Who has top bunk and who has bottom bunk?

THat's their sick idea of torture, having to listen to AoG talk all night long, everything he says starts with "The sad thing is", ends with "Meh" and you often hear "I don't care", "Who cares", "It's the same", "What for".

So by 6am I was ready to talk, and I'm sorry but I ratted on xeno, I had to give them something.

nietzsche wrote:So by 6am I was ready to talk, and I'm sorry but I ratted on xeno,

Not exactly a revelation. Information is only valuable if it's something they didn't know.

I rather send him mexican food rather than tex mex, who knows he might get sick.

betiko wrote:I rather send him mexican food rather than tex mex, who knows he might get sick.

Real Mexican food, or Taco Bell Mexican food?

muy_thaiguy wrote:

betiko wrote:I rather send him mexican food rather than tex mex, who knows he might get sick.

Real Mexican food, or Taco Bell Mexican food?

He might get sick with taco bell too. And from what i know of what he drops in public toilets, you don t want him to do that in prison.

no

Bollocks.

Nietzsche called me from jail today to thank all of us for the burrito wrappers and lube the other inmates said it was delicious.

Job well done folks.