Conquer Club

I avoid public bathrooms all I can. But for convenience when I'm on a long drive I stop to pee at when I fill the thank.

(But I think I'll start to pull over on the side of the road to pee all the time now)


So I was wondering, what does those people that poop in gas station restrooms and leave it there for everyone to see, what do they eat?

nietzsche wrote:I avoid public bathrooms all I can. But for convenience when I'm on a long drive I stop to pee at when I fill the thank.

(But I think I'll start to pull over on the side of the road to pee all the time now)


So I was wondering, what does those people that poop in gas station restrooms and leave it there for everyone to see, what do they eat?

Fast food. Only people as greasy as FF eaters would shit in a gas station.

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DoomYoshi wrote:Learn how to make gunpowder from such items as dead cats, whiskey, your living room ceiling, manure and maple syrup with simple hand tools and techniques that have been used for centuries.

Is that a new level or trolling that I cannot comprehend ?

nietzsche wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:Learn how to make gunpowder from such items as dead cats, whiskey, your living room ceiling, manure and maple syrup with simple hand tools and techniques that have been used for centuries.

Is that a new level or trolling that I cannot comprehend ?

DoomYoshi ascended to a higher plane of existence some time ago. I approve of transcendent DY.


--Andy

SO betiko won't confess he was the one who did it?

Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

You have to sit on the piss-covered seat?

In a Pizza Pizza in Toronto someone took a shit right where the door opened into the bathroom. Opening the door smeared the shit all over the floor.

DoomYoshi wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

You have to sit on the piss-covered seat?

In a Pizza Pizza in Toronto someone took a shit right where the door opened into the bathroom. Opening the door smeared the shit all over the floor.

That was betiko.

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

Given the lack of a robust enforcement policy, some people will feel no constraint in peeing all over the place. Most have a moral constraint which prohibits such despicable behavior, so I can't condemn all humans for the indecency of a few. And, it's a public bathroom, so if it's government-provided, then why should we be surprised?

Fortunately, substitutes abound, and in different circumstances, even the most marginal of value-added services are captured. For example, nearly all restaurants, which I've frequented, have the seats cleaned much more often. (Note: I cannot control for the diminished "riff-raff" variable nor for sample bias).

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

Given the lack of a robust enforcement policy, some people will feel no constraint in peeing all over the place. Most have a moral constraint which prohibits such despicable behavior, so I can't condemn all humans for the indecency of a few. And, it's a public bathroom, so if it's government-provided, then why should we be surprised?

Fortunately, substitutes abound, and in different circumstances, even the most marginal of value-added services are captured. For example, nearly all restaurants, which I've frequented, have the seats cleaned much more often. (Note: I cannot control for the diminished "riff-raff" variable nor for sample bias).

Bollocks.

BigBallinStalin wrote:Given the lack of a robust enforcement policy, some people will feel no constraint in peeing all over the place.

Sometimes it's necessary to mark your territory and property, thereby avoiding confrontations with others. Do you not support the concept of private property?

PROPERTY IS THEFT!

Or as Woodruff would say: the concept of property is an intellectual trademark, and by also having property, you are robbing everyone else who has property since they no longer have exclusive rights over the idea of property.

DoomYoshi wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

You have to sit on the piss-covered seat?

In a Pizza Pizza in Toronto someone took a shit right where the door opened into the bathroom. Opening the door smeared the shit all over the floor.

How did that person get out of the bathroom without smearing the shit when they opened the door??

patrickaa317 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

You have to sit on the piss-covered seat?

In a Pizza Pizza in Toronto someone took a shit right where the door opened into the bathroom. Opening the door smeared the shit all over the floor.

How did that person get out of the bathroom without smearing the shit when they opened the door??

They never went in.

notyou2 wrote:

patrickaa317 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

You have to sit on the piss-covered seat?

In a Pizza Pizza in Toronto someone took a shit right where the door opened into the bathroom. Opening the door smeared the shit all over the floor.

How did that person get out of the bathroom without smearing the shit when they opened the door??

They never went in.

How did they get out after pooping?

saxitoxin wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:Given the lack of a robust enforcement policy, some people will feel no constraint in peeing all over the place.

Sometimes it's necessary to mark your territory and property, thereby avoiding confrontations with others. Do you not support the concept of private property?

If we could piss on all the politicians, thereby making them the property of the respective pissers, then I'd support your concept of private property.

DoomYoshi wrote:PROPERTY IS THEFT!

THEFT IS PROSPERITY!
THEREFORE...
PROSPERITY IS PROPERTY!!


You're trapped, and you've go nowhere to be correct.

BigBallinStalin wrote:You're trapped, and you've go nowhere to be correct.

Is this a summary of the Off Topics?


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:You're trapped, and you've go nowhere to be correct.

Is this a summary of the Off Topics?


--Andy

I like that, Andy. If I had a signature, I'd quote the whole thing.

Urinating on your significant other in the shower when their back is turned is funny since they don't know it happened.

If you don't have a significant other, you can do the same thing in the showers in a locker room, however, the potential consequences are much steeper in the unlikely event the other person happens to notice. This could include physical assault, jail time or even a 10-day ban from use of the elliptical machine. As a consequence, I generally recommend people do not do this. (Unless you're Lootifer and have such fantastic calves you don't need the elliptical machine. Then piss wherever, and on whomever, you want. You earned it!)

patrickaa317 wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

patrickaa317 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

You have to sit on the piss-covered seat?

In a Pizza Pizza in Toronto someone took a shit right where the door opened into the bathroom. Opening the door smeared the shit all over the floor.

How did that person get out of the bathroom without smearing the shit when they opened the door??

They never went in.

How did they get out after pooping?

Maybe they used a window.

Frigidus wrote:

patrickaa317 wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

patrickaa317 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:

Frigidus wrote:Public bathrooms are some of the most clear cut evidence of the rareness of basic human decency. For anyone that cares: if you can't avoid pissing all over the toilet seat then for the greater good you have to sit down while you pee.

You have to sit on the piss-covered seat?

In a Pizza Pizza in Toronto someone took a shit right where the door opened into the bathroom. Opening the door smeared the shit all over the floor.

How did that person get out of the bathroom without smearing the shit when they opened the door??

They never went in.

How did they get out after pooping?

Maybe they used a window.

I would guess that they merely cracked the door wide enough to just squeeze out. Whoever came into the room next would likely not do the same. Bam, full squish!

Timminz wrote:

Frigidus wrote:

patrickaa317 wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

patrickaa317 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:You have to sit on the piss-covered seat?

In a Pizza Pizza in Toronto someone took a shit right where the door opened into the bathroom. Opening the door smeared the shit all over the floor.

How did that person get out of the bathroom without smearing the shit when they opened the door??

They never went in.

How did they get out after pooping?

Maybe they used a window.

I would guess that they merely cracked the door wide enough to just squeeze out. Whoever came into the room next would likely not do the same. Bam, full squish!

That's how I'd do it. Frankly I'm surprised that no one else came up with this as the solution. Maybe that says something about the intelligence of those who didn't think of it... or maybe it says something about Tim and myself that we did think of it.

Bollocks.