Conquer Club

To better prepare for the end of the world, we all have to pick an apocalypse buddy.

Mine is Woodruff, since he clearly has the experience:

DoomYoshi wrote:To better prepare for the end of the world, we all have to pick an apocalypse buddy.

Mine is Woodruff, since he clearly has the experience:

I see the game all the time, but I have never played it. I need to.

I pick PS, because we all know he's Batman!

Serbia because he's lived in Detroit and therefore already knows what an apocalyptic world is like.

I'm gonna go with Jonesthecurl, if I have to die, I'm gonna do it with someone with a sense of humor or humour as you Brits spell it.

I'd have to go with King Achilles probably, since we'd make a pretty good team I think.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:I'd have to go with King Achilles probably, since we'd make a pretty good team I think.


--Andy

If the battlefield was only on the internet, and king A was Admin of the Internet, then I'd go with KA too.

b.k. barunt because it's literally impossible to kill him

Koolbak. Though I am concerned he may have wasted all the ammo by the time I get there.

No doubt I'd choose Kate Beckinsale as my apocalypse body. If I had to repopulate the Earth it would be with her.

Those of you picking B.K. Barunt, Woodruff and Koolbak for your apocalypse bodies ... I guess those are okay, though it disturbs me how rough john9blue apparently likes to give it ...

john9blue wrote:b.k. barunt because it's literally impossible to kill him

ummmm ... ookkkkkkaaaay, john9blue ...

edit - sorry, misread buddy

Juan Bottom as he has all the zombie fighting gear to kill you muthafuckas when you all come back and try to kill me.

THORNHEART. Because he's...THORNHEART.

My girlfriend without a doubt, because she's a herbalist and forager extraordinaire, so we would always have food and medicine, no matter where we were, while everybody else fought for the last remaining supplies.

Tripitaka because I'm going to have to re-populate the world. And I'm feeling up to the challenge.

Also, everyone should be picking me, because see ManBung.

Bollocks.

If we're repopulating, I suppose I shouldn't choose Jennifer Aniston. I suppose I could choose a random Greek woman with big hips, but I won't. I choose Jennifer Lawrence.

Saxi - How many kids do you think Beckinsale could pop out? Two? Maybe?

thegreekdog wrote:Saxi - How many kids do you think Beckinsale could pop out? Two? Maybe?

Saxi like him cougars ... and, regardless, I'm 99% POSITIVE she could have more kids than B.K. Barunt and john9blue. I don't care how loose john9blue claims he is.

saxitoxin wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:Saxi - How many kids do you think Beckinsale could pop out? Two? Maybe?

Saxi like him cougars ... and, regardless, I'm 99% POSITIVE she could have more kids than B.K. Barunt and john9blue. I don't care how loose john9blue claims he is.

Are you sure? Xeno could probably hook you up with someone more likely to provide more children over a period of time.

thegreekdog wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:Saxi - How many kids do you think Beckinsale could pop out? Two? Maybe?

Saxi like him cougars ... and, regardless, I'm 99% POSITIVE she could have more kids than B.K. Barunt and john9blue. I don't care how loose john9blue claims he is.

Are you sure? Xeno could probably hook you up with someone more likely to provide more children over a period of time.

Seeing as saxi is like 80 himself, wouldn't a cougar then be anyone over 100? Pro-tip: those women ain't havin' no babies, saxi.

Bollocks.

The president of the unites states. I figure he would be put in the safest bunker on earth, and if I'm his apocalypse buddy I'll get to be there too. I'd be more likely to survive down there than if I hide behind a rock, which is my plan B. Plan C (if I don't find a rock big enough) is to hide under my bed.

It's cute how Gilipig thinks the United States of America is still the United States of America.

2dimes wrote:It's cute how Gilipig thinks the United States of America is still the United States of America.

Oh right, sorry 2dimes, I forgot it's all Mexico nowadays. Viva la Mexico!!

I want Jennifer Lawrence too. How are we going to settle this tgd?

nietzsche wrote:I want Jennifer Lawrence too. How are we going to settle this tgd?

DICES AT DAWN!