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AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:39 pm
by nietzsche
Unidentified Witness Number 1 wrote:is it true AoG swallows?
Unidentified Witness Number 2 wrote:yes AOG does swallow
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:26 pm
by Army of GOD
Why is the first guy a witness if he's asking a question about what someone witnessed?
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:43 pm
by AndyDufresne
He could be a witness to some other unrelated event.
--Andy
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:03 pm
by thegreekdog
Army of GOD wrote:Why is the first guy a witness if he's asking a question about what someone witnessed?
Maybe that's his name. Who are you to judge his parents?
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:53 pm
by rdsrds2120
thegreekdog wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Why is the first guy a witness if he's asking a question about what someone witnessed?
Maybe that's his name. Who are you to judge his parents?
He is AoG, tgd. You're losing your sleuth-like touch.
BMO
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:57 pm
by saxitoxin
Mouthwash? Gum?
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:01 pm
by greenoaks
swallowing reduces the chances of catching aids.
AoG should also not brush his teeth just before he goes down on a guy as the toothbrush bristles creates lots of really small knicks in the gums, increasing his chances of absorbing the virus from infected semen.
remember folks, spit or swallow, don't gargle.
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:24 pm
by DoomYoshi
Here is a picture of AoG's insides after years of swallowing:

As you can see, quite a few of the seamen have matured.
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:40 pm
by notyou2
DoomYoshi wrote:Here is a picture of AoG's insides after years of swallowing:

As you can see, quite a few of the seamen have matured.
No blonds there. AoG appears to only have oriental seamen.
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:42 pm
by DoomYoshi
There is a bright blond tube creature in the bottom right corner...
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:02 pm
by Army of GOD
saxitoxin wrote:Mouthwash? Gum?
I swallowed gum for the first time in years last week. It was kind of scary because I swear it got stuck in my esophagus.
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:14 am
by thegreekdog
Army of GOD wrote:saxitoxin wrote:Mouthwash? Gum?
I swallowed gum for the first time in years last week. It was kind of scary because I swear it got stuck in my esophagus.
Is "gum" the name of your new boyfriend? Oh snap!
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:11 am
by Gillipig
We all swallow. slurp slurp
Re: AoG swallows

Posted:
Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:14 am
by Gillipig
Army of GOD wrote:saxitoxin wrote:Mouthwash? Gum?
I swallowed gum for the first time in years last week. It was kind of scary because I swear it got stuck in my esophagus.
The lesson here is to surgically remove your esophagus.