ATTN SWEDISH MEN!

by **Nobunaga** on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:42 pm

I'm spreading the word, for the sake of future Swedish generations.

Buy iron swimwear!

http://www.thelocal.se/49558/20130809/

by **2dimes** on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:49 pm

More importantly.

the local wrote:Ecstatic organizers of a Swedish music festival said that Syrian singer Omar Souleyman has finally been granted a visa after an initial application was refused by Swedish authorities.

by **Nobunaga** on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:53 pm

2dimes wrote:More importantly.
the local wrote:Ecstatic organizers of a Swedish music festival said that Syrian singer Omar Souleyman has finally been granted a visa after an initial application was refused by Swedish authorities.

More importantly? Seriously?

Future generations of beautiful, well-figured blonde beauties are at stake here. This Pacu threatens the likelihood of their very existence.

by **nietzsche** on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:57 pm

"They bite because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,"

that sounds a lot like AoG.

Maybe we should call him pacu.

by **ManBungalow** on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:57 pm

2dimes wrote:More importantly.
the local wrote:Ecstatic organizers of a Swedish music festival said that Syrian singer Omar Souleyman has finally been granted a visa after an initial application was refused by Swedish authorities.

2dimes you didn't delete the subject line for your post.

We have standards to maintain.

by **2dimes** on Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:23 pm

I don't.

Also it's probably even better if all the swedish men lose their penii. Guys with one should increase in value.

by **Serbia** on Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:38 am

Bollocks.

by / on Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:50 am

I didn't know it was possible to swim in Sweden, shouldn't your testicles have already collapsed into a concave indention by the time you entered the water?

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:55 pm

NPR has an article too, with some nice quotes: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... skinny-dip

The appearance of a Brazilian fish has sent a chill through summertime swimmers in Sweden and Denmark. The alarming fish isn't the much-feared piranha but its cousin, the pacu, which has large teeth and a reputation for attacking men's testicles.

Museum expert Henrik Carl explained the potential danger posed by the fish to Sweden's The Local, saying the pacu's "mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It's not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden."

--Andy

by **Gillipig** on Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:03 pm

/ wrote:I didn't know it was possible to swim in Sweden, shouldn't your testicles have already collapsed into a concave indention by the time you entered the water?

Our nuts are particularly cold resistant.