Conquer Club

Is mine big?

Mine is so big, the airlines insist that it buy its own ticket.

Dukasaur wrote:Mine is so big, the airlines insist that it buy its own ticket.

They thought I had a weapon in my pocket, when they were patting me down

CBlake wrote:Is mine big?

Only if your girlfriend has small hands...

loutil wrote:

CBlake wrote:Is mine big?

Only if your girlfriend has small hands...

She does, so its extra big lulz

Dukasaur wrote:Mine is so big, the airlines insist that it buy its own ticket.

Mine is so big, it has a red blinking light so airplanes won't crash

Don't worry, you can always buy a Tesla.

Mines so big, I get carpet burn walking around the house naked

When I walk around naked I get rug burn..

Mine.....people are always trying to look at it in the shower at the gym. One time a fellow came to me and said "Hey ya phat f*ck, sorry about getting weird in the shower earlier. Honestly, I just had to see that thing. But when I tried to look I ran into your bald headed broad shouldered vein poppin bodyguard and I got scared and ran away. I figured he said something to you. Well, anyways, sorry."

I chortled....."Kent, I don't have a bodyguard."

CBlake wrote:Is mine big?

Hard to say.