Conquer Club

Level 10. I'm confident that no matter what happens, the survival strategies that have gotten me this far will carry me through one way or another.

I suppose that's technically level 0.

I'll just order pizza in.


--Andy

I actually live on a major active fault line so we actually have 10L bottles of water on every desk at work and everyone has both survival kits under their desk (at work) and at home.

Lootifer wrote:I actually live on a major active fault line so we actually have 10L bottles of water on every desk at work and everyone has both survival kits under their desk (at work) and at home.

What happens if you drink the 10L bottle of water during lunch? Will someone replace it?

You need Xeno like powers to be even capable of supping from the mighty font (seriously shits heavy man). So they just slowly get cloudy over time.

So, in case of a major earthquake, you get to drink water that'll make you sick?

Wouldn't something like dysentery kill more Kiwis than the earthquake?

Haha, nah theyre actually sealed and have expirey dates, if they expire or go cloudy you get them replaced.

To save money, y'all should be forced to drink them all the day before expiration.

I refuse to believe anyone who likes Balkan music has a southern accent.

"Y'all" is a superior form of second person plural. All other forms are inferior.

While I agree to disagree, my point still stands.

YOU ARE SOME KIND OF IMPERSONATOR! (though I am not sure what exactly you are impersonating).

BigBallinStalin wrote:"Y'all" is a superior form of second person plural. All other forms are inferior.

Truth.

-TG

Did you guys see PhatScotty and nietzsche on DOOMSDAY PREPPERS? I guess they used fake names for OpSec ("Doug" and "Inés"). Overall I thought their preps were great. Good job, guys!



I can hardly wait to see BBS and Lootifer's preps. Last I heard they hadn't gotten further than stockpiling a 5 year supply of KY.

It's perfectly normal to lube up before wrestling.

and theres going to be a LOT of wrestling

Lootifer and BBS can't repopulate the Earth after doomsday but apparently that's not gonna stop them from trying.

What kind of pizza was that?