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Postby betiko on Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:01 pm

Do you think it has already happened?

With so many missions in the ISS, with both male and female, don t tell me it has never happened.. They are scientists after all! I mean at this point, they are not going to be doing anything historical, they are just another bunch of astronauts in the ISS. Lots of cameras, very little space, but if they can have the privacy for a shit they sure can have privacy for a quicky.
How cool can it be to have gravity free sex?
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Re: Space sex

Postby betiko on Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:05 pm

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Re: Space sex

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:25 pm

betiko wrote:http://gizmodo.com/5990619/sex-in-space-could-kill-you

Use condoms. Problem solved.
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Re: Space sex

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:15 pm

Check out this Vsauce science video. I've linked to a time where they talk about sex in space: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTL_sJycQAA&t=4m42s


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Re: Space sex

Postby betiko on Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:28 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Check out this Vsauce science video. I've linked to a time where they talk about sex in space: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTL_sJycQAA&t=4m42s


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Very funny cause i started asking myself the question after seeing an article about howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com, and you could see men and women so i was wondering if space sex ever happened. Apparently there was a married couple in one mission..

Yup, i wonder what our space specie would look like after millions of years of evolution..
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Re: Space sex

Postby apey on Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:57 pm

:? wow makes joining the mile high club a non issue 8-[
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Re: Space sex

Postby Lootifer on Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:38 pm

Most people dont seem to realise that zero gravity is nothing like swimming in breathable water. From the stuff ive read and seen id imagine zero g sex to be rather frustrating unless you has a full sex rig set up. Newtons third law people. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Doesn't sound like fun.
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Re: Space sex

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:57 am

Lootifer wrote:Most people dont seem to realise that zero gravity is nothing like swimming in breathable water. From the stuff ive read and seen id imagine zero g sex to be rather frustrating unless you has a full sex rig set up. Newtons third law people. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Doesn't sound like fun.

I thought of 2 possibilities without a rig of any kind in 10 seconds. You just have to make better use of friction.
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Re: Space sex

Postby betiko on Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:19 am

0 gravity has nothing to do with swimming in breathable water. as far as i know, water is "slightly" more dense than air, you can use the water to "navigate"; unless you have something we don't, such as wings, i doubt your hands and feet could make you move around with the same ease as in water.
you could still do tons of positions that gravity doesn't allow you. i d just grab the spaceship for a little stability :p
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Re: Space sex

Postby Arama86n on Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:16 am

The first man to bang a russian austranautette in space... shit it's just GOTTA be a French bloke.
I beleive in you betiko, as always =D> :lol:
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Re: Space sex

Postby oVo on Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:38 am

Lootifer wrote:Most people dont seem to realise that zero gravity is nothing like swimming in breathable water. From the stuff ive read and seen id imagine zero g sex to be rather frustrating unless you has a full sex rig set up. Newtons third law people. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Doesn't sound like fun.

I don't see a problem and think it sounds like great fun.
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Re: Space sex

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:42 am

I heard the pinwheel is popular in space.


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Re: Space sex

Postby betiko on Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:07 am

Arama86n wrote:The first man to bang a russian austranautette in space... shit it's just GOTTA be a French bloke.
I beleive in you betiko, as always =D> :lol:
Training mate, gunna need some, get to it. I'll sit you for 6 years ;)


my problem is that maybe it has already been done and it's a NASA secret! :lol:

AndyDufresne wrote:I heard the pinwheel is popular in space.


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there ya go! loot don t tell me you wouldn't improve your pinwheel skills in space!
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Re: Space sex

Postby Sackett58 on Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:30 am

betiko wrote:
Arama86n wrote:The first man to bang a russian austranautette in space... shit it's just GOTTA be a French bloke.
I beleive in you betiko, as always =D> :lol:
Training mate, gunna need some, get to it. I'll sit you for 6 years ;)


my problem is that maybe it has already been done and it's a NASA secret! :lol:

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Re: Space sex

Postby rishaed on Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:16 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
betiko wrote:
Arama86n wrote:The first man to bang a russian austranautette in space... shit it's just GOTTA be a French bloke.
I beleive in you betiko, as always =D> :lol:
Training mate, gunna need some, get to it. I'll sit you for 6 years ;)


my problem is that maybe it has already been done and it's a NASA secret! :lol:

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Re: Space sex

Postby Lootifer on Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:41 pm

betiko wrote:
Arama86n wrote:The first man to bang a russian austranautette in space... shit it's just GOTTA be a French bloke.
I beleive in you betiko, as always =D> :lol:
Training mate, gunna need some, get to it. I'll sit you for 6 years ;)


my problem is that maybe it has already been done and it's a NASA secret! :lol:

AndyDufresne wrote:I heard the pinwheel is popular in space.


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there ya go! loot don t tell me you wouldn't improve your pinwheel skills in space!

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Re: Space sex

Postby smegal69 on Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:38 am

betiko wrote:Do you think it has already happened?

With so many missions in the ISS, with both male and female, don t tell me it has never happened.. They are scientists after all! I mean at this point, they are not going to be doing anything historical, they are just another bunch of astronauts in the ISS. Lots of cameras, very little space, but if they can have the privacy for a shit they sure can have privacy for a quicky.
How cool can it be to have gravity free sex?


We could all chuck in and buy Betiko a plane ticket on " the Vomit Comet" So he could have gravity free sex. don't panic I'm sure you will finish before the pilot pulls up

sorry betiko you have to supply your on partner,
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Re: Space sex

Postby grifftron on Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:57 am

Chuck Norris is so big that he had sex in space while still on earth.
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Re: Space sex

Postby Shannon Apple on Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:49 am

Maybe they're experimenting because something went wrong during some unauthorised asrtosexytime. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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