Conquer Club

#1
A pregnant woman leading a group of 3 people out of a cave on a coast is stuck in the mouth of the cave. The tide will soon be upon them and, unless she is unstuck, they will all be drowned except the woman, whose head is out of the cave. Someone has with him a stick of dynamite. There seems no way to get the pregnant woman loose without shoving the dynamite up her ass and blowing her out of that cave. However, it is unlikely the pregnant woman would survive that. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?



#2
It's Super Bowl Sunday and you've been loaned an invisibility cloak for 6 hours. You don't have tickets to the game and every seat is sold out and occupied by someone. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?



#3
You're taking a train trip on the Coast Starlight. You board the train and go to select a cabin. All cabins have a maximum occupancy of six. One cabin is occupied by two hot women, however, you saw them with their boyfriends earlier in the dining car and, presumably, they'll return. Another cabin is occupied by two ugly women traveling alone. A third cabin is occupied by a T-Rex. The fourth cabin, your only other option, is completely free. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?



#4
You're a North America ConquerClubber visiting France on holiday. Suddenly, to your right you see Betiko. Then, to your left, you see AoG. You're curious why AoG is in France, but you also know that this may be your only chance to say hi to Betiko. They are both walking in opposite directions quickly. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?



#5
You're motoring along the avenue but are trapped behind a slow-moving car. You look and see it's DoomYoshi with 2 ugly girls, 2 hot girls, and a dinosaur. Impatient, you pull out to pass DoomYoshi's car but see a police car coming quickly in the other lane - it obviously has no time to stop. You look over to see if you can veer off the road to avoid a collision but notice the median is occupied by a basket of kittens Symmetry abandoned. You roll down your window and yell "get outta here, kittens!" but they can't seem to climb out of the basket. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?



#6
You receive a picture of Tim Tebow in the mail. (ripped from the headlines: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1856 ... &hpt=hp_t2)

I would try to escape the pregnant woman as quickly as possible, but keep my umbilical cord attached just in case.

Awww come on! Who goes caving without proper tools like an enema kit. She should blast out of the cave like a rocket.

Try sticking the dynamite in the other end.

Just keep pushing the pregnant woman, eventually the baby would get squished and everyone could escape.

Get woman out and stick dynamite in a spot that would blow a bigger hole for an opening.

I've added a technical drawing to the OP to help people engineer a solution.

Use MS Paint to draw ourselves outta the cave. Maybe leave the woman stuck there.

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1. kill the pregnant woman

2. lurk in the women's restroom

these scenarios are all based on dilemmas I've encountered in my life; would like to get the gang's feedback to see if I did the right things or not

Call a bookie to bet my life savings on one team, then spike the other team's Gatorade.

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I'd use the invisible cloak in all 3 scenarios.

These are all kind of silly.
#1 how did that pregnant woman get up there?
#2 why waste an invisibility cloak on the Super Bowl?
#3 nothing wrong with a private cabin.

oVo wrote:These are all kind of silly.
#1 how did that pregnant woman get up there?
#2 why waste an invisibility cloak on the Super Bowl?
#3 nothing wrong with a private cabin.

I threw her.

Why not?

Agreed.

Turn cabin 4 into a masterbatorium.

The other two scenarios are too silly to bother with.

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I would say hi to beitko in scenario 4. It isint worth bothering with short people.

#4: smoke a bit of hash, and go off to buy some wine and croissants. Those two can go get their own hash and wine and croissants.

#4 - Who is the short guy holding AoG? And why is AoG brown?

1 - use the dynamite to blow up the moon so the tides stop coming

2 - cheerleader`s locker room?

3 - trex and me are buds... we kill the boyfriends if they show up. I take one hot chick and 1 ugly for a threesome, then the other hot chick and other hot one for another threesome and the final 2 combos. Now I am pretty tuckered out, but ill give Dukasaur a reach-around

4 - def betiko; aog lives like less than an AU away from me... he can totes come here

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saxitoxin wrote:
#5
You're motoring along the avenue but are trapped behind a slow-moving car. You look and see it's DoomYoshi with 2 ugly girls, 2 hot girls, and a dinosaur. Impatient, you pull out to pass DoomYoshi's car but see a police car coming quickly in the other lane - it obviously has no time to stop. You look over to see if you can veer off the road to avoid a collision but notice the median is occupied by a basket of kittens Symmetry abandoned. You roll down your window and yell "get outta here, kittens!" but they can't seem to climb out of the basket. WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

SWERVE TO THE RIGHT, thereby knocking DY's car into the oncoming police car (hell yeah, PIT maneuver!)--then IMMEDIATELY swerve to the left to quickly get back on the road. The chances of crushing the kittens becomes DOUBLED--with minimal damage to my car (YES!). With the cop car, DY & Co., and the kittens incapacitated, I can safely speed home.

I wonder how I can be in that car and this car.

Policia policia, why can`t you see? Your bullets will never pacify me!