Conquer Club, a poem

by **khazalid** on Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:32 pm

Conquer Club I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
Conquer Club 20 dollars and 0 cents, October twenty-second, 2006
I can't take the last territory.
Conquer Club when will we end the clan war?
Go f*ck yourself with your nuclear spoils
I don't feel good don't bother me.
I won't play the turn till I've cleared my cache of shit dice.

Please feel free to bastardise your own.

by **jiminski** on Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:01 pm

Crimson shot 'neath yellowed lune,
A pulsing sense.. a drumming thud,
Some patient thought in rushing blood,
And one last nip in deaths' saloon,

to be continued -

Then lay face washed with shit-filled mud...

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:02 pm

Conquer Club is my
favorite thing do to and
never fails to suck

haiku motherfuckers

by **khazalid** on Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:41 pm

jiminski wrote:Crimson shot 'neath yellowed lune,
A pulsing sense.. a drumming thud,
Some patient thought in rushing blood,
And one last nip in deaths' saloon,

to be continued -

Then lay face washed with shit-filled mud...

heavy

by **jiminski** on Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:27 am

khazalid wrote:
jiminski wrote:Crimson shot 'neath yellowed lune,
A pulsing sense.. a drumming thud,
Some patient thought in rushing blood,
And one last nip in deaths' saloon,

to be continued -

Then lay face washed with shit-filled mud...

heavy

ok something lighter....

Honkerclub

there once was a man from Dumfries
who set up a club to shag geese
when the birds they would bonk
from their bills they would honk
until they were rightfully incarcerated for an unlawful interference with a person's use or enjoyment of land or of some right over, or in connection, with it... and fowl public acts by the state appointed enforcers of the law.

by **khazalid** on Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:30 pm

you're wasted here jimi. go on back to retirement.

what is it with these forums anyway? yuppies talking politics and copypasting news stories so they can 'have their say' like children thrashing on the floor, mid-armageddon. what's up with that?

by **DoomYoshi** on Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:34 pm

khazalid wrote:you're wasted here jimi. go on back to retirement.

what is it with these forums anyway? yuppies talking politics and copypasting news stories so they can 'have their say' like children thrashing on the floor, mid-armageddon. what's up with that?

what isnt up with that?