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Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:28 am
by saxitoxin
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:35 am
by Vid_FISO
As my sister died some years ago a dead one would probably be better than a living one, for those with a living sister they might not be to happy about her being dated by a dead one, but at least you'd know that they're visiting by the smell and rattle of bones.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:03 pm
by muy_thaiguy
I'm an only child...
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:07 pm
by saxitoxin
muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm an only child...
OK, then which world leader would you want to date AoG's sister?
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:12 pm
by AndyDufresne
saxitoxin wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm an only child...
OK, then which world leader would you want to date AoG's sister?
All of 'em, at the same time.
--Andy
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:22 pm
by thegreekdog
Isn't necorphilia illegal? I mean, I guess AoG's sister could date Franco or Hirohito, but they would be just bones now.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:45 pm
by DoomYoshi
Angela Merkel
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:07 pm
by AndyDufresne
thegreekdog wrote:Isn't necorphilia illegal? I mean, I guess AoG's sister could date Franco or Hirohito, but they would be just bones now.
Well we could always push 'em toward Lenin. He's still pretty preserved, right?
--Andy
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:33 pm
by saxitoxin
Here is the key - don't read it until you vote, though! That's what makes this thread OUTRAGEOUS FUN!
A - betiko Josef Stalin
B - Ronald Reagan
C - Gerald Ford
D - Jimmy Carter
E - Hirohito
F - Kim Il-Sung
G - Benito Mussolini
H - Teddy Roosevelt
I - Dwight Eisenhower
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:37 pm
by thegreekdog
AndyDufresne wrote:thegreekdog wrote:Isn't necorphilia illegal? I mean, I guess AoG's sister could date Franco or Hirohito, but they would be just bones now.
Well we could always push 'em toward Lenin. He's still pretty preserved, right?
--Andy
I'm kind of pissed I only got two.
EDIT - A is Franco.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:56 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Sax, are you implying that we should have our sisters date only clean-shaven white guys? That's racist and beardist.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:45 pm
by muy_thaiguy
BigBallinStalin wrote:Sax, are you implying that we should have our sisters date only clean-shaven white guys? That's racist and beardist.
Hirohito is Japanese and Kim Il Sung is Korean. Or in modern terms, Hirhito is an otaku (google it) while Kim Il Sung is the predecessor to a couple of crazy loons in North Korea.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:02 pm
by saxitoxin
BigBallinStalin wrote:Sax, are you implying that we should have our sisters date only clean-shaven white guys? That's racist and beardist.
I just assumed BBS would want to save all the BBD (BigBlackDick) for himself.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:46 pm
by Lootifer
Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:50 pm
by Phatscotty
other - Koni
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:10 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)
Stalin in his hipster phase.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:15 pm
by saxitoxin
Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT!
Like that's saying much. You go gay in certain provocative sections of the supermarket.

Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:19 pm
by Phatscotty
Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)
Homosexuality is a choice?
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:33 pm
by notyou2
Phatscotty wrote:Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)
Homosexuality is a choice?
You thought you were born that way?
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:42 pm
by saxitoxin
Phatscotty wrote:Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)
Homosexuality is a choice?
You can be born lactose intolerant but it's hard to resist Ben and Jerry's Raspberry Cheesecake ice cream. Stalin is Ben and Jerry's.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:55 pm
by Phatscotty
I've been listening to Macklemore too much. I need to go dig through some threads right quick

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:07 pm
by 2dimes
thegreekdog wrote:Isn't necorphilia illegal?
Sure but it's like littering. No one really enforces it.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:17 pm
by betiko
saxitoxin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:Lootifer wrote:Id turn gay for A, dude is HAWT! (apart from his eyes being too close together, whats with that?!)
Homosexuality is a choice?
You can be born lactose intolerant but it's hard to resist Ben and Jerry's Raspberry Cheesecake ice cream. Stalin is Ben and Jerry's.
Rooolf!
Yeah stalin was very good looking! When i saw it was him i tried to recognize him, and yes you can!
Mussolini had some jaw problems. I think he had a frustrated youth with da ladies.
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:07 am
by Lootifer
Not sure what I've enjoyed more, saxis last post or satire being lost on some people
Re: Which world leader would you want to date your sister?

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Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:30 am
by muy_thaiguy
saxitoxin wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm an only child...
OK, then which world leader would you want to date AoG's sister?
In that case, I'd go with the Roman Emperor Nero. If she's anything like AOG, she'll like Nero who liked his mother, a few times a week so I heard.