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THE EARTH IS FLAT AND ANTARTICA IS A LIE

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:38 pm
by betiko
I just wonder, because before some stupid "scientists" came up with some masonic theories, everyone agreed to say that the earth is flat and the sun goes around the earth, not the other way around. The bible tells us the earth is 6000 years old, and those corrupted scientists try to make us believe elsewise. (duhhh, it's written in the BIBLE fucktards!!!)
God and his intelligent design, creationism, hell yeah!!!

GOD AKBAR!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:40 pm
by 2dimes
Bartender, I'll have two of what betiko's having.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:41 pm
by khazalid
very kind of you 2dimes. i'll get you back next payday

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:50 pm
by 2dimes
You're welcome but perhaps we need more now. I was planning to catch up.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:48 pm
by betiko
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Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:56 pm
by targetman377
Why yes, Betiko, The world is filled with different sphere's of influences.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:25 pm
by Artimis
Why yes, haven't you heard? The Flat Earth Society have been fighting against the fraudulent claims of Columbus and his co-conspirators for centuries!

You can learn more about them here on their Wikipedia page: Flat Earth Society

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:37 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:49 pm
by Minister Masket
Flat Earth is the old busted.

Time Cube is the new hotness.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:06 pm
by Artimis
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page

I think the first link I posted was a parody site, the above is the real McCoy.

Still a good laugh. :lol:

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:41 pm
by AndyDufresne
Earth is an oblate spheroid -- pretty sure I learned that from Neil Degrasse Tyson.


--Andy

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:29 pm
by BigBallinStalin
No, the Earth is a circle because the Bible is 2-dimensional.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:32 pm
by Artimis
BigBallinStalin wrote:No, the Earth is a circle because the Bible is 2-dimensional.


That's overgenerous of you, 2-dimensional is one dimension too many.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:33 pm
by mrswdk
The Earth is no more than your subjective perception of it. Therefore it can be whatever you want it to be.

Everyone is correct!

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:56 am
by DoomYoshi
The Sphere is such an inefficient shape. It takes up all the space of a cube with the same radius, but with less storage. God is inefficient. Therefore, he isn't German.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:45 am
by betiko
prepare to be mindblown kids, but this is the earth! (thanks artemis for giving me material to self convince myself I am right)

Antartica is just a scam, it doesn't exist. a big mason conspiracy with so called scientists. Who lives there? masonic pinguins and scientists. duhhhhhh!!!!!!

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the earth is freaking flat. I challenge anyone to convince this audience that it's not true. all your nasa bullshit will be thrown in the masonic scientist conspiration dirtbag.
Also, like sabotage, I think that what comforts me is the truth. I hate the concept of infinity. Everything is just a flat disk with a defined sky roof; and little bulbs sparkling our nights. The sun is just a giant spotlight. MINDBLOWN!!!!!


GOD AKBAR

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:32 pm
by 2dimes
Well, that took a sudden turn to semi personal. I kind of know a person via another forum that died there last year.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:28 pm
by _sabotage_
Don't worry Betiko:

In September, the FBI issued a memo instructing police agencies on what to look for in regards to security threats:

The memo thus adds 9/11-official-story skeptics to a growing list of targets described by federal law enforcement to be security threats, such as those who express “libertarian philosophies,” “Second Amendment-oriented views,” interest in “self-sufficiency,” “fears of Big Brother or big government,” and “Declarations of Constitutional rights and civil liberties.”


Everything I say will soon be illegal anyway.

Re: is the earth a sphere?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:33 pm
by mrswdk
It won't be long before 'capitalists' makes it onto that list.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:05 pm
by betiko
2dimes wrote:Well, that took a sudden turn to semi personal. I kind of know a person via another forum that died there last year.


in antartica????? that's what he made you believe. in fact I m sure he couldn't have posted from antartica in your other forum to inform you he died there. Or if he did, it was part of the big conspiration of the "spheric" world.

ANTARTICA IS THE KEY

this map was done by a freaking spherasionist:

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this one by an openly flationist:

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this one by a spherasionist that was confronted to a big problem: his "antartica" isn't connected to itself. even spherasionists would agree that "antartica" connects itself.

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GOD AKBAR

Re: THE EARTH: ANTARTICA IS A LIES OVER THERE

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:02 pm
by oVo
This Planet in scale with Antarctica lying to the right.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:10 pm
by 2dimes
He did not post. His plane went missing and we got to discuss it for quite some time, before it was finally confirmed, that he and two other very good people died.

http://www.tsb.gc.ca/eng/enquetes-inves ... 3f0011.asp

Re: THE EARTH IS FLAT AND ANTARTICA IS A LIE

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:17 pm
by clangfield
betiko wrote:I just wonder, because before some stupid "scientists" came up with some masonic theories, everyone agreed to say that the earth is flat and the sun goes around the earth, not the other way around.

1) No, they did not. Prior to Christianity (which I'm guessing is what you mean by masonic) the Greeks and Egyptians were already aware that the Earth was round, and a pretty good idea of the size of it, considering their measurements were based on 'royal pacers' walking 500 miles.
2) You only have to go up in an aircraft to see the curvature of the Earth.
3) Some would also have you believe that ancient civilisations in South America were aware of extra terrestrials from Sirius B and thereby alert to cosmology, even if they weren't up to making full sense of it.
No conspiracy theories, just historic facts (of which the bible is definitely not a quotable source).
I believe that your assertion that the Earth is flat and the centre of the solar system/universe is in fact a conspiracy theory and as such should instantly be dismissed.
Is this audience convinced now?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:21 pm
by 2dimes
What kind of magic is this "aircraft" of which you write? Should I not fear it?

Re: THE EARTH IS FLAT AND ANTARTICA IS A LIE

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:29 pm
by betiko
clangfield wrote:
betiko wrote:I just wonder, because before some stupid "scientists" came up with some masonic theories, everyone agreed to say that the earth is flat and the sun goes around the earth, not the other way around.

1) No, they did not. Prior to Christianity (which I'm guessing is what you mean by masonic) the Greeks and Egyptians were already aware that the Earth was round, and a pretty good idea of the size of it, considering their measurements were based on 'royal pacers' walking 500 miles.
2) You only have to go up in an aircraft to see the curvature of the Earth.
3) Some would also have you believe that ancient civilisations in South America were aware of extra terrestrials from Sirius B and thereby alert to cosmology, even if they weren't up to making full sense of it.
No conspiracy theories, just historic facts (of which the bible is definitely not a quotable source).
I believe that your assertion that the Earth is flat and the centre of the solar system/universe is in fact a conspiracy theory and as such should instantly be dismissed.
Is this audience convinced now?


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I win.