Conquer Club

I learned something while watching TV today. There was a commercial just on, two dudes on a roller coaster. Now, I'm not really paying attention, and I'm mostly just drinking, full disclosure and all that. Dude on the left looks frightened, but weird, as he's like ducking down. Dude on the right looks fine, but curious about dude on the left. I dunno, take a sip of my rum. Dude on the left pops up holding something, I dunno, socks? and the coaster is about to crest. Words pop up on the screen saying something like "it's time to get a favorite pair of underwear" or something. So I guess they aren't socks, but undies. Whatever, now Left Dude is freaking out as the coaster goes down, and Right Dude is just enjoying the ride. Did Left Dude shit himself? Or was he being badass and saying he don't care if he shits himself, he's going commando, bitch! Dunno.

But then the commercial ended, except for the words "EVERY THREAD COUNTS". And this draws some parralelles (because fuck spell check) to CC. Every thread counts, much like every post now counts. This post counts; this thread counts. EVERY THREAD COUNTS. I hearby propose the name of this forum be changed to Gildan. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Btw, does anyone know what the hell Gildan is? Isn't that like a CC map? I'd look, but I need more rum.

Bollocks.

Gildan is a brand of underwear. They may have just released a new line with a high thread count fabric.

Max will probably tell you it's not as high as they claim.

Edit: just watched it. He took them off because they are his favorite pair andhe did not want topsoil them. Other guy's brave, his were not at risk.

poop.

yeah that counted bitches

Lootifer gets it.
2dimes is too literal = CANADIAN.

Bollocks.

http://www.stanfields.com/
and

I FUCKING LOVE TAHT SONG AND SING IT AT WORK TO ANNOY PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN I AM FUCKING YEAH UNICORN!!!

WHAT THE FOX SAY EIUIEJIGJIGJEIUEIUEIJGIEHIIUILKSJLKUEEIEIEIIIII!

Bollocks.

Gildan is the name of someone who has been gilded.

BigBallinStalin wrote:Gildan is the name of someone who has been gilded.

....better gilded than gelded......

Serbia wrote:I learned something while watching TV today. There was a commercial just on, two dudes on a roller coaster. Now, I'm not really paying attention, and I'm mostly just drinking, full disclosure and all that. Dude on the left looks frightened, but weird, as he's like ducking down. Dude on the right looks fine, but curious about dude on the left. I dunno, take a sip of my rum. Dude on the left pops up holding something, I dunno, socks? and the coaster is about to crest. Words pop up on the screen saying something like "it's time to get a favorite pair of underwear" or something. So I guess they aren't socks, but undies. Whatever, now Left Dude is freaking out as the coaster goes down, and Right Dude is just enjoying the ride. Did Left Dude shit himself? Or was he being badass and saying he don't care if he shits himself, he's going commando, bitch! Dunno.

But then the commercial ended, except for the words "EVERY THREAD COUNTS". And this draws some parralelles (because fuck spell check) to CC. Every thread counts, much like every post now counts. This post counts; this thread counts. EVERY THREAD COUNTS. I hearby propose the name of this forum be changed to Gildan. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Btw, does anyone know what the hell Gildan is? Isn't that like a CC map? I'd look, but I need more rum.

Bollocks.

I think I dated a girl named Parralelles.

I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.

mrswdk wrote:I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.

Serbia's wife brings him his drinks in a french maid outfit. Life is good for the lush.

Sackett58 wrote:

mrswdk wrote:I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.

Serbia's wife brings him his drinks in a french maid outfit. Life is good for the lush.

That's onyy when she bothers gto get dressed, fool!

Bollocks.

Serbia wrote:

Sackett58 wrote:

mrswdk wrote:I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.

Serbia's wife brings him his drinks in a french maid outfit. Life is good for the lush.

That's onyy when she bothers gto get dressed, fool!

Bollocks.

Must save you tons of money when she doesn't go shopping for clothes.

Sackett58 wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Sackett58 wrote:

mrswdk wrote:I used to know a guy who sat at home drinking by himself.

Serbia's wife brings him his drinks in a french maid outfit. Life is good for the lush.

That's onyy when she bothers gto get dressed, fool!

Bollocks.

Must save you tons of money when she doesn't go shopping for clothes.

You're such a patriarch.