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YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:33 amby saxitoxin
UPDATE 1Occasionally I will post headlines of news events from the UK and ask what you would do if
you were Queen. It's not as easy as it looks, gang. This week:
Drunken Camilla has been ordered to detox by dying Queen Elizabeth, as she's blasted a "disgrace" by her husband, Prince Charles. The scheming boozer was also warned that she had no chance of collecting a massive divorce settlement until she sobered up.
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/1092
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
Posted:
Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:48 amby mrswdk
Isn't there an already-established formula for dealing with aggravating wives of Prince Charles?
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:53 amby saxitoxin
mrswdk wrote:Isn't there an already-established formula for dealing with aggravating wives of Prince Charles?
SIGGED
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:45 pmby notyou2
Guillotine her, or is that too French?
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:57 pmby Anarkistsdream
If you take away a Brits ability to drink, don't they shrivel up and die?
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:18 pmby Phatscotty
Bomb them all
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:45 amby chang50
Phatscotty wrote:Bomb them all
About as funny as 9/11.
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:25 amby mrswdk
Yeah.. Phats, let us know if you want some Benghazi photos added to your Obamacare thread.
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:08 amby betiko
I like the big brother option in islington!
Or how about the white fiat panda used for diana goes back on duty?
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:52 pmby saxitoxin
NEW NEWS
In a shocking move, Prince Charles has given up his claim for the Throne saying he won't fight dying Queen Elizabeth's move to make his son William the next King. A Special Report in this week's GLOBE reveals Charles' stunning decision and how it drove his scheming wife Camilla, who dreamed of being Queen, into a berserk fury.
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/1095
Re: YOU BE THE QUEEN
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:02 pmby notyou2
Damn, my money was on Harry.