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What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:58 pm
by saxitoxin
First, I apologize for ending the subject with a preposition. As you know, I rarely do that but it happened this time. Deal with it. Nietzsche doesn't even know about what I'm speaking.

So, if you could be a star athlete for your dream team, what would that team be and what kind of athlete are you?

I've listed the most popular choices in the poll so no write-ins, please.

You have 90 minutes.

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:18 pm
by Lootifer
is this a Lootifer trap thread?

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:07 pm
by Metsfanmax
Why is there no porn star option?

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:10 pm
by targetman377
ohhhh 90 minutes


TTToooooo MUCH PRESSURE.....

..what to do.... what to pick.....


i can't i can't....

must jump off this bridge.......

*splash

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:17 pm
by mrswdk
90 minutes like a game of football?

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:22 pm
by saxitoxin
Metsfanmax wrote:Why is there no porn star option?


um ...

> Serbia (City of Detroit, Michigan, USA)

try to pay attention

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:38 am
by KoolBak
I thought I was gonna pick between Porsche, Ferrari, Lambo, etc....."star"...ahhhhh :(

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:46 am
by Timminz
KoolBak wrote:I thought I was gonna pick between Porsche, Ferrari, Lambo, etc....."star"...ahhhhh :(


You're not the only one.

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:55 am
by thegreekdog
Big Ten Softball is where it's at.

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:24 am
by BigBallinStalin
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Look at that poor man's face getting crushed by some guy's butt.

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Filibuster? Not on my watch!

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Makeshift siege tower.

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The Taiwanese take democracy seriously over there.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:26 am
by 2dimes
So close to an upskirt.

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:29 pm
by saxitoxin
BigBallinStalin wrote:The Taiwanese take democracy seriously over there.


Switzerland takes Louisiana State University football seriously. That's why Mike the Tiger is the best vote.


Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:40 pm
by BigBallinStalin
saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:The Taiwanese take democracy seriously over there.


Switzerland takes Louisiana State University football seriously. That's why Mike the Tiger is the best vote.



Not only do I humbly disagree, but you're flat-out wrong. [Insert Playerian tirade that concludes with saxitoxin opposing Earth and supporting Crony Capitalism].

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:54 pm
by betiko
I think it s fantastically sexy to show your legs on a table rubbing yourself on opposite sex like that woman. Hopefully we don t see her face so that the fantasy is still possible!

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:11 pm
by notyou2
Curling involves copious amounts of alcohol.


HURRY HARD!!!!!

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:38 pm
by Serbia
notyou2 wrote:Serbia involves copious amounts of alcohol.


SO HARD!!!!!


Pretty much spot on.

Bollocks.

Re: What kind of sports star would you most want to be?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:28 pm
by Army of GOD
where the f*ck did targetman come from?


Also, definitely on the Globetrotters.