Conquer Club

So, you are probably getting into the holiday spirit, and soon you will be looking to spread the wealth in a Redland sort of way, littering treasures and gifts (v1, v2, v3) on those who bring joy to the world throughout the CC year.

But the universe is a vast and cold place, and advice can be scare or nonexistent, so lets all band together for protection and create a proper list. I'll start off with a few, and then you chime in!

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DO's

DO consider adding warmth to that special someone's life.

DO consider something educational to brighten that special someone's mind.

DO consider something a little risque to arouse that special someone.

DO consider furnishing a special place for that special someone to unwind.


DON'Ts

DON'T consider any urban or ethnic gifts for that special someone.

DON'T consider anything musical for that special someone (unless you are sure of their taste).

DON'T consider bastardizing sarte (that special someone may not enjoy it).

DON'T consider getting into a physical altercation with that special someone (they might just end up knocking you flat).

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Now you keep it going?!


--Andy

f*ck YOU, ANDY AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

BigBallinStalin wrote:f*ck YOU, ANDY AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.

--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:So, you are probably getting into the holiday spirit, and soon you will be looking to spread the wealth in a Redland sort of way, littering treasures and gifts (v1, v2, v3) on those who bring joy to the world throughout the CC year.

But the universe is a vast and cold place, and advice can be scare or nonexistent, so lets all band together for protection and create a proper list. I'll start off with a few, and then you chime in!

show: Template

DO's

DO consider adding warmth to that special someone's life.

DO consider something educational to brighten that special someone's mind.

DO consider something a little risque to arouse that special someone.

DO consider furnishing a special place for that special someone to unwind.


DON'Ts

DON'T consider any urban or ethnic gifts for that special someone.

DON'T consider anything musical for that special someone (unless you are sure of their taste).

DON'T consider bastardizing sarte (that special someone may not enjoy it).

DON'T consider getting into a physical altercation with that special someone (they might just end up knocking you flat).

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Now you keep it going?!


--Andy

DO's

DO bring back funkyterrance, woodruff, pimpdave and saxitoxin; i miss them all

DO buy dwarf fortress; it's expensive, but worth it

DO

DO

haha doo-doo
DON'Ts

DON'T

DON'T

DON'T

DON'T