Conquer Club

If you were the casting director in charge of casting a TV show,and you could only select from ConquerClub OT regulars, how would you cast the main characters?

For instance, here is my fantasy Malcom in the Middle cast:

Lois: notyou2
Hal: 2dimes
Francis: nagerous
Reese: xeno
Malcolm: john9blue
Dewey: colton24

I knew I should never have listened to a saxi topic title.

Bollocks (Used under license)

What is "Malcolm in the Middle"?

Jersey Shore.

All of the characters would be played by Phatscotty wearing different costumes.

I'm glad half the title was in Spanish, or else I never would have been able to read it.

notyou2 wrote:What is "Malcolm in the Middle"?

Get out.

The middle:

Frankie: Symm
Mike: Serbia drinking less or BBS drinking more
Axl: Aog
Sue: Niet
Brick: Doomyoshi
Aunt Edi: Saxi

The gong show

blakebowling wrote:I knew I should never have listened to a saxi topic title.

Bollocks (Used under license)

Blake, blake, blake, what are you doing buddy?

mrswdk wrote:Jersey Shore.

All of the characters would be played by Phatscotty wearing different costumes.

Scotty would make a good Snooki

Lootifer wrote:The middle:

never heard of it ... what is this some obscure A&E show or Hulu+ special or James Franco home movie he posted to Tumblr

fucking hipster Lootifer

DoomYoshi wrote:The gong show

that's a good start ...

Family Guy

Peter - Phatscotty or universalchiro
Brian - Symmetry
Quagmire - 2dimes
Lois - Nagerous (hahahah)
Stewie - Saxi

Anarkistsdream wrote:Family Guy


Brian - Symmetry

Another death threat.

2dimes wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Family Guy


Brian - Symmetry

Another death threat.

You ALWAYS ruin my evil plans...

Giggity

Enter here.

saxitoxin wrote:If you were the casting director in charge of casting a TV show,and you could only select from ConquerClub OT regulars, how would you cast the main characters?

For instance, here is my fantasy Malcom in the Middle cast:

Lois: notyou2
Hal: 2dimes
Francis: nagerous
Reese: xeno
Malcolm: john9blue
Dewey: colton24

With all due respect to john9blue, TGD would be a much better Malcolm I think.


--Andy

saxitoxin wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:The gong show

that's a good start ...

Start to what?

THE WALKING DEAD

Rick: The Greek Dog
Shane: PhatScotty
Karl: Army of God
Herschel: B.K. Barunt
Merle: also played by B.K. Barunt
Daryl: B.K. Barunt's son
Glen: whitestazn
Dale: jonesthecurl

The Governor: Fruitcake
Martinez: nietzsche
Lunatic with a Tank: Anarkistsdream
Butch Lesbian: BigBallinStalin
Feminine Lesbian: Lootifer

Burning Man Refugee that Rick and Carol Find in the Bathroom: radiojake

Having never seen the show...

I get a TANK!

The Vagina Monologues - Saxitoxin

DoomYoshi wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:The gong show

that's a good start ...

Start to what?

That show never aired where Saxi was at the time. He want's you to provide roles for us.

2dimes wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:The gong show

that's a good start ...

Start to what?

That show never aired where Saxi was at the time. He want's you to provide roles for us.

Crazyirishman as Chuck

saxitoxin wrote:THE WALKING DEAD

Rick: The Greek Dog
Shane: PhatScotty
Karl: Army of God
Herschel: B.K. Barunt
Merle: also played by B.K. Barunt
Daryl: B.K. Barunt's son
Glen: whitestazn
Dale: jonesthecurl

The Governor: Fruitcake
Martinez: nietzsche
Lunatic with a Tank: Anarkistsdream
Butch Lesbian: BigBallinStalin
Feminine Lesbian: Lootifer

Burning Man Refugee that Rick and Carol Find in the Bathroom: radiojake

I feel like Gillipig should be somewhere on this. And Herschel can be played by UniversalChiro. No need to make BK do double duty.


--Andy

2dimes wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:The gong show

that's a good start ...

Start to what?

That show never aired where Saxi was at the time. He want's you to provide roles for us.

It's pretty obvious.

Army of god is Steve Martin
Andy dufresne is jaye p morgan
OVo is Brian billick
Saxi toxin is gene gene, the dancing machine
Gillipig/gan are the act called "have you got a nickel"

Game of Thrones

Daenerys Targaryen - Sebia

Robb Stark - tgd
Ned Stark - BBS
Sansa Stark - Phatscotty
Arya Stark - john9blue
Bran Stark - NightStrike
Don't-known-his-name Stark - Doom Yoshi

Tywin Lannister - Symmetry
Joffrey - Pimpdave
Tyrian - Lootifer
Cersei - BOOM BOOM
Jaime - obviously me

Hot Pie - 2dimes
Maester Pycelle - saxi
Littlefinger - notyou2
Varys - AndyD

all white walkers - whitestazn