Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:34 am
by AndyDufresne
io9 wrote:The online condom vendor Condomania has compiled its sales data to produce the latest in a long line of not-at-all-definitive penis-size rankings.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:41 am
by KoolBak
No wonder the Russians are always so pissed off.....and Texas, where everything is bigger, way down in the 40's? WTF??
Very informative data
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:20 am
by Quirk
So D.C. is on the list and Jaw-ja is not.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:41 am
by Army of GOD
Apparently there aren't any men in Latvia and Lithuania.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:46 am
by oVo
Metric wiener measure? I read somewhere that only 8% or so of the human hardware in the world is of the porno python variety.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:30 pm
by nietzsche
I didn't know states had penises.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:08 pm
by saxitoxin
nietzsche wrote:I didn't know states had penises.
UM - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GET NEW STATES?
Texas fucked Mexico and, 9 months later, Arizona was born, etc.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:20 pm
by nietzsche
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I didn't know states had penises.
UM - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GET NEW STATES?
USE YOUR HEAD, NIETZSCHE
So that's why there haven't been new states lately, the whole 50 have penises now and can't find a state with a vagina.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:43 pm
by betiko
nietzsche wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I didn't know states had penises.
UM - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GET NEW STATES?
USE YOUR HEAD, NIETZSCHE
So that's why there haven't been new states lately, the whole 50 have penises now and can't find a state with a vagina.
there's west vagina though.
this condom thing is absolutely ridiculous. there is supposed to be 1 size fits all kind of thing with condoms. I guess there are some XL condoms and XS, but it has to be for extremely big or extremely small wieners. Having an extremely big or extremely small penis is not approriate for da vagina; unless that vagina is extremely big or extremely small (well a micro penis isn't going to do much to a super tight vagina actually). Anyways; how the hell are you supposed to calculate with condoms? what % of men buy condoms? how often do all these condom buyers buy? cause you know; macro penis might buy a box every 5 years, micro penis a box a day. And how do you know if hawaians don't go to north dakota to go f*ck their wives? they'd buy trojans at the local 7/11.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:31 pm
by nietzsche
betiko wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I didn't know states had penises.
UM - HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GET NEW STATES?
USE YOUR HEAD, NIETZSCHE
So that's why there haven't been new states lately, the whole 50 have penises now and can't find a state with a vagina.
there's west vagina though.
this condom thing is absolutely ridiculous. there is supposed to be 1 size fits all kind of thing with condoms. I guess there are some XL condoms and XS, but it has to be for extremely big or extremely small wieners. Having an extremely big or extremely small penis is not approriate for da vagina; unless that vagina is extremely big or extremely small (well a micro penis isn't going to do much to a super tight vagina actually). Anyways; how the hell are you supposed to calculate with condoms? what % of men buy condoms? how often do all these condom buyers buy? cause you know; macro penis might buy a box every 5 years, micro penis a box a day. And how do you know if hawaians don't go to north dakota to go f*ck their wives? they'd buy trojans at the local 7/11.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:48 pm
by smegal69
here i was thinking that the average size of a Cock in America was 5'10
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:40 am
by Army of GOD
smegal69 wrote:here i was thinking that the average size of a Cock in America was 5'10
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:44 am
by BoganGod
smegal69 wrote:here i was thinking that the average size of a Cock in America was 5'10
Your in the right neighbourhood, just confusing with something the other side of the paddock. Average arsehole 5'10, 320pound, a shade of beige with more chins than a chinese phonebook.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:04 am
by Gillipig
Clearly this statistic didn't take me into account. Make of that what you will.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:06 am
by betiko
Gillipig wrote:Clearly this statistic didn't take me into account. Make of that what you will.
We are all greatly impressed. Can we create a usergroup in your honour?
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:42 pm
by Gillipig
betiko wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Clearly this statistic didn't take me into account. Make of that what you will.
We are all greatly impressed. Can we create a usergroup in your honour?
Please contact my agent for things like this, I don't have time for my fans.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:50 pm
by IceToad
KoolBak wrote:Texas, where everything is bigger, way down in the 40's? WTF??
Well, if Texan men lost all that belly fat they'd gain about an extra inch down there. No wonder the skinny French men are the winners here!
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:04 pm
by DoomYoshi
Come to a new website, search penis in the forum, repeat.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 7:56 pm
by KoolBak
Indeed....and a partial 3 year old response is what comes up?
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:08 pm
by notyou2
Bunch of dicks.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:46 pm
by Dukasaur
Penis.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 11:45 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Wieners.
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:32 am
by IceToad
DoomYoshi wrote:Come to a new website, search penis in the forum, repeat.
Got any better idea of what one can do in their free/bored time other than searching internet forums for penis topics?
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 9:39 am
by Bernie Sanders
IceToad wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:Come to a new website, search penis in the forum, repeat.
Got any better idea of what one can do in their free/bored time other than searching internet forums for penis topics?
Since you need help, Tits and Asses!
God, where did this idiot come from?
Re: Penis Size - Your State's / European Country's Rank
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:34 am
