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Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:52 pm

I would have to have mad respect for anyone who can bend that far down... Or jealousy for anyone who doesn't have to bend down at all...
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:55 pm

After careful thought, I had to vote no. Giving a handjob to another guy would be considered gay, but not to yourself. Why would felatio be any different? The only reason for doing it would be to stimulate yourself, not because you enjoy doing it to a male.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby #1_stunna on Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:55 pm

pics?
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby JoshyBoy on Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:56 pm

If I could, I would. Doesn't matter if it's gay or not, that's by the by.

Ace Rimmer wins with his answer though.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:56 pm

#1_stunna wrote:pics?


Insert in the Tool Album "Aenima"
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Serbia on Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:35 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
#1_stunna wrote:pics?


Insert in the Tool Album "Aenima"


First thing I thought of, by the way. Love that album.

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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:37 pm

It's only gay if you enjoy it.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Sackett58 on Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:43 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:After careful thought, I had to vote no. Giving a handjob to another guy would be considered gay, but not to yourself. Why would felatio be any different? The only reason for doing it would be to stimulate yourself, not because you enjoy doing it to a male.



Would you swallow?
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 20, 2013 5:45 pm

notyou2 wrote:It's only gay if you enjoy it.

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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby #1_stunna on Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:36 pm

Sackett58 wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:After careful thought, I had to vote no. Giving a handjob to another guy would be considered gay, but not to yourself. Why would felatio be any different? The only reason for doing it would be to stimulate yourself, not because you enjoy doing it to a male.



Would you swallow?


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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby betiko on Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:50 pm

Ok, so what about having a siamese brother you share your dick with? Say your siamese brother can reach the dick and you can t. Is your brother sucking your dick or is he just performing an autofelatio?
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:02 pm

betiko wrote:Ok, so what about having a siamese brother you share your dick with?

Well, at least we know it's better than having a Siamese sister you share your dick with.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby betiko on Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:33 pm

ManBungalow wrote:
betiko wrote:Ok, so what about having a siamese brother you share your dick with?

Well, at least we know it's better than having a Siamese sister you share your dick with.


Oh shit that s a good one!
And if you are the one able to reach the dick... Are you sucking your sister s cock??
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby JoshyBoy on Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:13 pm

#1_stunna wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:After careful thought, I had to vote no. Giving a handjob to another guy would be considered gay, but not to yourself. Why would felatio be any different? The only reason for doing it would be to stimulate yourself, not because you enjoy doing it to a male.



Would you swallow?


How does a question like this go unanswered?


Sorry.

No.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:40 pm

suisexual? autosexual?


I'm gonna go with autosexual since "auto-" and "-sexual" are both of Greek origin while "sui-" is Latin.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:43 pm

Army of GOD wrote:suisexual? autosexual?


maybe you can baby, there's not much distance between your penis and your head.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:43 pm

The OP, on the other hand, should be suifellatio, since "fellatio" is Latin.

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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:52 pm

Army of GOD wrote:The OP, on the other hand, should be suifellatio, since "fellatio" is Latin.

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Re: Autofellatio, Is it good?

Postby oVo on Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:56 pm

Like all masturbation, it's sex with someone you love.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby betiko on Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:38 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:The OP, on the other hand, should be suifellatio, since "fellatio" is Latin.

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Thank god somebody around here pays attention to such things!


suifellatio doesn't exist in latin. The common substantive to describe something related to ourselves is auto. Adding substantives in any modern expression in anglo saxon or latin language results in the usage of greek terms, not latin.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:08 pm

betiko wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:The OP, on the other hand, should be suifellatio, since "fellatio" is Latin.

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suifellatio doesn't exist in latin. The common substantive to describe something related to ourselves is auto. Adding substantives in any modern expression in anglo saxon or latin language results in the usage of greek terms, not latin.


Look up the difference between mono and uni.

Spoiler alert: you use Greek prefixes with Greek suffixes and Latin prefixes with Latin suffixes.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby betiko on Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:14 pm

Do you think i m that stupid and that i need to look up for these things? You are making a fool of yourself aog thinking that understanding extremely basic greek or latin roots of certain words isn t common knowledge.

I still don t know if it s ok to perform an autofellatio if you have a siamese sister.
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Re: Autofelatio. Is it gay?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:40 pm

betiko wrote:Do you think i m that stupid and that i need to look up for these things? You are making a fool of yourself aog thinking that understanding extremely basic greek or latin roots of certain words isn t common knowledge.

I still don t know if it s ok to perform an autofellatio if you have a siamese sister.

Yes. Especially if she's watching.
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