Conquer Club

Fruitcake wrote:I got 2 very nice presents, both much appreciated, from my Daughter.

The first was a tea mug with the words "I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company." This now sits proudly on my desk. I should say, this is something of a tradition with us. Each year she buys me a different mug. Last year's said "I see dumb people", the year before "Do I look like a f**king people person"...you get the picture.

The second was a very nice wine aerator which is inserted into the neck of the wine bottle. On unwrapping this present, I looked at my daughter quizzically and she just said, smiling, "Well now you can take it to other people's houses and plonk it in the neck of the wine bottle, so instead of saying their wine is shit, you just let them know this way".

Army of GOD wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Anatomically-Correct-Horse-Member-Animal/dp/B007I6YOL0

I have always been kinda turned on by beastiality especially horse beastiality because horses have such huge dicks and they cum a lot. After watching a lot of horse beastiality i decided i had to have a horse dildo. There are a lot more realistic horse dildos than the Mr Ed with some being molded directly from an actual erect horse dick with realistic coloring and even some with cumtubes for simulating horse ejaculation. Mr Ed is the cheapest realistic horse dildo that i have found, most others are around 200$. The Mr Ed dildo is anatomically correct meaning that it looks just like a horse dick but wasnt molded directly from a horse. I have a male horse so i can tell you that it is very realistic because it looks almost exactly like my horses dick except his head is a little bigger and he has black and pink coloring instead of just pink. Also some horses dicks look different depending on the horse breed. The shaft of this dildo is very smooth and thick and the head looks a bit like it is on backwards but that is normal for a horse dick.

This dildo is really good for prostate massage because of the shape of the head and shaft. For prostate stimulation you have to experiment with it a bit to get the best angle. I usually get on my knees but i dont sit on my feet and i have Mr Ed between my feet or just behind and then i put a little of it in, bend it forward a little bit, and then sit on it. if your back is straight when you sit on it then the dildo will slip in and hammer directly into your prostate. Also it works better if you bend the dildo forward and manually thrust the dildo with one hand in order to assault your prostate.

I am completely satisfied with this Mr Ed dildo and it will just be the first of the realistic horse dildos that i purchase to sate my horse beastiality fetish. I am only disappointed that i cannot take it too the balls as this dildo is so thick and long. This is my second TSX toy, my first being the Monstro Cockzilla and i would recommend TSX toys to anyone who likes a long and thick dick.

notyou2 wrote:

Fruitcake wrote:I got 2 very nice presents, both much appreciated, from my Daughter.

The first was a tea mug with the words "I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company." This now sits proudly on my desk. I should say, this is something of a tradition with us. Each year she buys me a different mug. Last year's said "I see dumb people", the year before "Do I look like a f**king people person"...you get the picture.

The second was a very nice wine aerator which is inserted into the neck of the wine bottle. On unwrapping this present, I looked at my daughter quizzically and she just said, smiling, "Well now you can take it to other people's houses and plonk it in the neck of the wine bottle, so instead of saying their wine is shit, you just let them know this way".

Oh, I figured she got you a fruitcake each year.

nietzsche wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Anatomically-Correct-Horse-Member-Animal/dp/B007I6YOL0

Is this your review of it?

I have always been kinda turned on by beastiality especially horse beastiality because horses have such huge dicks and they cum a lot. After watching a lot of horse beastiality i decided i had to have a horse dildo. There are a lot more realistic horse dildos than the Mr Ed with some being molded directly from an actual erect horse dick with realistic coloring and even some with cumtubes for simulating horse ejaculation. Mr Ed is the cheapest realistic horse dildo that i have found, most others are around 200$. The Mr Ed dildo is anatomically correct meaning that it looks just like a horse dick but wasnt molded directly from a horse. I have a male horse so i can tell you that it is very realistic because it looks almost exactly like my horses dick except his head is a little bigger and he has black and pink coloring instead of just pink. Also some horses dicks look different depending on the horse breed. The shaft of this dildo is very smooth and thick and the head looks a bit like it is on backwards but that is normal for a horse dick.

This dildo is really good for prostate massage because of the shape of the head and shaft. For prostate stimulation you have to experiment with it a bit to get the best angle. I usually get on my knees but i dont sit on my feet and i have Mr Ed between my feet or just behind and then i put a little of it in, bend it forward a little bit, and then sit on it. if your back is straight when you sit on it then the dildo will slip in and hammer directly into your prostate. Also it works better if you bend the dildo forward and manually thrust the dildo with one hand in order to assault your prostate.

I am completely satisfied with this Mr Ed dildo and it will just be the first of the realistic horse dildos that i purchase to sate my horse beastiality fetish. I am only disappointed that i cannot take it too the balls as this dildo is so thick and long. This is my second TSX toy, my first being the Monstro Cockzilla and i would recommend TSX toys to anyone who likes a long and thick dick.

Timminz wrote:I got to spend a week in the mountains, skiing with my wife, parents, sister, and sister's boyfriend.

It was the best Christmas gift I've ever received.

2dimes wrote:Looks like sunshine village to me.

DoomYoshi wrote:I got loads of clothing (mostly shirts but some underwear and socks too and a blazer-type jacket), some deodorant, candy, money, Starbucks card, PetroCanada card, Canadian Tire card, Tim Hortons card, a mall gift card, the Cornetto trilogy, Donald in Mathmagic Land (you should watch it on youtube; its pretty good), 2 doohickeys, a cruise, 2 whisky tumblers with stones, a historical NYC photo calendar, a Packers toque, a Team Canada toque and gloves (the red mittens no less, eh), shampoo, soap

Also, I left House Slytherin so now I'm in a gray-area.