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Postby crispybits on Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:26 pm

http://lolmythesis.com/

Summing up years of work in one sentence.

Quite amusing - if you don't fancy reading through all 54 pages you can narrow it down by subject (biology and philosophy contain some of my favourites)

My pick of the ones I've seen so far:

"Political theorists like education, because things. They’re wrong, not about education, but about things. Let me throw in a cool new variable. In the end, everyone’s right; I’m just more right."
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Re: LolMyThesis

Postby Neoteny on Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:43 pm

Eheheh.

Protein of unknown function in yeast still has unknown function.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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Re: LolMyThesis

Postby Metsfanmax on Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:47 pm

Some really old stars pulsate and we can use this to tell how far away things are, mostly by throwing out the ones that don’t fit the relation we expect.
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Re: LolMyThesis

Postby crispybits on Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:14 pm

A biology one that made me chuckle:

This one gene MIGHT play a teensy role in a tiny percentage of patients with this one disease, maybe. Who knows, my cells ALL die before I can analyze them anyway YAY SCIENCE.
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