http://lolmythesis.com/
Summing up years of work in one sentence.
Quite amusing - if you don't fancy reading through all 54 pages you can narrow it down by subject (biology and philosophy contain some of my favourites)
My pick of the ones I've seen so far:
"Political theorists like education, because things. They’re wrong, not about education, but about things. Let me throw in a cool new variable. In the end, everyone’s right; I’m just more right."