Forced cannibalism.

by **Trevor33** on Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:24 am

Is watering an apple tree with apple juice Forced cannibalism?

by **Dukasaur** on Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:58 am

trevor33 wrote:Is watering an apple tree with apple juice Forced cannibalism?

No, it's more like forced cunnilungus.

An apple tree is a complete living organism, an apple is not. The only living part of the apple is the seeds, which converted to human analogues are (approximate) equivalents to a fetus. The surrounding husk (the "fruit", the part that humans like to eat) is not a living thing per se (although it does contain living cells) and is more of a disposable food source and protective coat for the seeds. Although it has no exact analogue in humans, the closest equivalent would be the amniotic sac.

Therefore, when you drink apple juice, you are (as a rough equivalent, of course, since the systems are so different) approximating slurping the amniotic fluids from a woman who is about to give birth.

I hope you think about that next time you're having breakfast at Denny's. Maybe even explain it to the waitress.

by **betiko** on Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:05 am

Actually duka, a simple analogy could be a breastfed baby. Clearly no canibalism there unless baby sucks and bites mummy a bit too enthousiastically.

by **MoB Deadly** on Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:20 am

I should know better than to click on off-topics. Thanks Duk, I almost threw up :mrgreen:

by **Trevor33** on Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:30 am

Dukasaur wrote:
trevor33 wrote:Is watering an apple tree with apple juice Forced cannibalism?

No, it's more like forced cunnilungus.

An apple tree is a complete living organism, an apple is not. The only living part of the apple is the seeds, which converted to human analogues are (approximate) equivalents to a fetus. The surrounding husk (the "fruit", the part that humans like to eat) is not a living thing per se (although it does contain living cells) and is more of a disposable food source and protective coat for the seeds. Although it has no exact analogue in humans, the closest equivalent would be the amniotic sac.

Therefore, when you drink apple juice, you are (as a rough equivalent, of course, since the systems are so different) approximating slurping the amniotic fluids from a woman who is about to give birth.

I hope you think about that next time you're having breakfast at Denny's. Maybe even explain it to the waitress.