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What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:46 pm
by Army of GOD
Nutin, you just stick your dick in it!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:06 pm
by 2dimes

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:33 am
by denominator
Roll over.

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:37 am
by aad0906
And now get back into the kitchen!

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:35 pm
by AslanTheKing
why dont u have blue eyes
u sould get blue contactlenses
u woulkd be really beautyful

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:26 pm
by mrswdk
Ever noticed how black, Asian, Middle Eastern, Pacific and Native American (north and south) people can only have black hair and brown eyes? Why's it just white folks who get some variety?

Present from God?

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:36 pm
by saxitoxin
Aslan wrote:why dont u have blue eyes
u sould get blue contactlenses
u woulkd be really beautyful


Wait - what? Who - AoG?

What about his fancy grey jacket?

mrswdk wrote:Ever noticed how black, Asian, Middle Eastern, Pacific and Native American (north and south) people can only have black hair and brown eyes? Why's it just white folks who get some variety?


There are red-haired Arabs, especially in Lebanon and Syria. Mohammed is supposed to have red hair and blue eyes.

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:38 pm
by Army of GOD
Have you ever noticed that saxitoxin has a small penis but a giant appetite for being a piece of shit?

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:43 pm
by saxitoxin
Army of GOD wrote:Have you ever noticed that saxitoxin has a small penis but a giant appetite for being a piece of shit?


Good luck getting past first base with Aslan with that sailor's mouth, AoG. That's two strikes you've got now: brown eyes, toilet mouth.

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:21 am
by nietzsche
saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Have you ever noticed that saxitoxin has a small penis but a giant appetite for being a piece of shit?


Good luck getting past first base with Aslan with that sailor's mouth, AoG. That's two strikes you've got now: brown eyes, toilet mouth.



He feels he's the best because he can pay for his underwear now saxi, don't listen to him. It'll pass and he'll come crawling like a baby when he realizes that having a job is overrated.

Re: What do you tell a woman with a brown eye

PostPosted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:03 pm
by notyou2
mrswdk wrote:Ever noticed how black, Asian, Middle Eastern, Pacific and Native American (north and south) people can only have black hair and brown eyes? Why's it just white folks who get some variety?

Present from God?


God's chosen people....duh.