Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:31 am**

My laptop died yesterday.

I'm pimping myself for a macbook pro, but it has to be a woman. Sorry saxi.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:22 am**

Didn't you just refuse my advise to buy a toshiba laptop, that I posted from my then many years old toshiba laptop that still works fine?

Disclaimer, the battery sucks and some people would not be happy their hardware out lives the software. They were still selling computers with XP on them after I bought that one, it came with a "Built for windows vista" sticker running vista.

Mac should be ok if you can get hired by a few hundred women.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:57 am**

nietzsche wrote:I'm pimping myself for a macbook pro, but it has to be a woman.

looks like nietzsche won't be logging onto Conquer Club for awhile / ever again

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:03 am**

You can always blow your local taco dealer to get a few pesos to go play in an internet cafe?

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:09 pm**

1,000,000 pesos = 1 US dollar

That's a lot of fellatio

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:35 pm**

no no no

It's 1 f*ck for 1 macbook pro

this is premier grade meat we are talking about

im in the old laptop that helped my when the recently dead laptop was bought. it's like 8 years old, but i installed it a very light version of xp with all the unnecesary services down and it does good with only 512 in ram.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:58 pm**

nietzsche wrote:no no no

It's 1 f*ck for 1 macbook pro

That's a pretty good exchange rate.

So, uh, is anyone out there looking for a macbook pro?

I ask because, y'know, for a friend.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:11 pm**

nietzsche wrote:no no no

It's 1 f*ck for 1 macbook pro

this is premier grade meat we are talking about

Reminds me of an oldie but goodie...

A rich-looking guy at a black-tie gala approaches a beautiful woman and says, "Would you have sex with me for ten million dollars?"

She looks him up and down and says with a flirtatious smile, "Of course I would, honey!"

He comes back and says, "Okay, would you have sex with me for fifty dollars?"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" she protests!

"We've already established what you are," quoth he. "Now it's time to get the price down to a more reasonable range."

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So, nietzche. Ten million BJs for one macbook pro?

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:32 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:no no no

It's 1 f*ck for 1 macbook pro

this is premier grade meat we are talking about

Reminds me of an oldie but goodie...

A rich-looking guy at a black-tie gala approaches a beautiful woman and says, "Would you have sex with me for ten million dollars?"

She looks him up and down and says with a flirtatious smile, "Of course I would, honey!"

He comes back and says, "Okay, would you have sex with me for fifty dollars?"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?" she protests!

"We've already established what you are," quoth he. "Now it's time to get the price down to a more reasonable range."

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So, nietzche. Ten million BJs for one macbook pro?

And niet; it s the other way around. Normally YOU give your macbook pro for a quicky.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:57 pm**

Why is this Mac Book a Pro?

Does it do other things besides going on the net?

Does it have a built in vagina?

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:01 pm**

notyou2 wrote:Why is this Mac Book a Pro?

Does it do other things besides going on the net?

Does it have a built in vagina?

It's the only laptop with a 16:9 display resolution ratio. I don't have chinese eyes to be looking at a 16:10 display resolution ratio.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:13 pm**

nietzsche wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Why is this Mac Book a Pro?

Does it do other things besides going on the net?

Does it have a built in vagina?

It's the only laptop with a 16:9 display resolution ratio. I don't have chinese eyes to be looking at a 16:10 display resolution ratio.

Surgery is probably cheaper than an Apple product.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:16 pm**

In china, some guys sell their kidneys for an ipad.
Be careful, i heard that in mexico they take your kidneys and don t give any ipad or macbook pro in exchange.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:18 pm**

nietzsche wrote:It's 1 f*ck for 1 macbook pro

So if a Macbook Pro is $2000, that means you'd be paying nietzsche $60,000/hour for what he's offering.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:27 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:It's 1 f*ck for 1 macbook pro

So if a Macbook Pro is $2000, that means you'd be paying nietzsche $60,000/hour for what he's offering.

Damnit. Now nietzsche s price has skyrocketed because of you. I was belittleing him to lower the price, you ve just ruined everything saxi.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:31 pm**

betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:It's 1 f*ck for 1 macbook pro

So if a Macbook Pro is $2000, that means you'd be paying nietzsche $60,000/hour for what he's offering.

Damnit. Now nietzsche s price has skyrocketed because of you. I was belittleing him to lower the price, you ve just ruined everything saxi.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:50 pm**

Nietzsche to be next Chancellor of the Exchequer because he can drastically influence the economy by [not] having sex.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:03 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:It's 1 f*ck for 1 macbook pro

So if a Macbook Pro is $2000, that means you'd be paying nietzsche $60,000/hour for what he's offering.

I last a little longer than 2 mins saxi. I take my clothes off slowly. And can cuddle for 30 mins.

Posted: **Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:04 pm**

ManBungalow wrote:Nietzsche to be next Chancellor of the Exchequer because he can drastically influence the economy by [not] having sex.

There's a down period of time, I'm not a rooster.

Posted: **Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:34 pm**

get an apple now befor u regret

in 5 years apple is done

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