Conquer Club

On a scale of 1-6, 6 being the highest, how bad was (is) your acne?

It blows up every time I try to catch a road runner.

So I'm saying that it's not good.

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Symmetry wrote:It blows up every time I try to catch a road runner.

Symmetry wrote:So I'm saying that it's not good.

Symmetry wrote:There's a cartoon where a coyote tries to murder and eat a bird called a road runner and he tries to order stuff from a company called acme and this is a pun because acne is one letter off.

I don't understand why that cartoon is funny

Me neither but my kid and a few of my friends love it. I like Bugs Bunny much better. My favorite is Michigan J Frog.

2dimes wrote:Me neither but my kid and a few of my friends love it. I like Bugs Bunny much better. My favorite is Michigan J Frog.

As an adult, I appreciate Bugs Bunny cartoons more, I think.

My acne was never bad; probably a dark complexion thing.

Derailed.

I like Foghorn Leghorn and Yosemite Sam because of the insults they spew.

"You're lower than a snake's belly in a wheel rut." This one perfectly describes AOG's height.

My acne was horrible, but I turned out quite decent, losing all of it.

Pics or it didn't happen? Sure, PM me, pervert.

I had lots of blackheads as a teen/young adult, but never really had the pockmarks or whiteheads the severe cases had... I would say I was a 3 on the scale, but that went away a decade ago.

every time when i scratched my ass, i had acne on my fingers,
when i was dating a girl i had to hide my fingers in my fist,
and every girl left me becaue they believed i have terrible frustration inside me and got threatened because my hand made a fist
it was my left hand , so i could never dance a walzer with a girl,
so i went to a specialist doctor who told me , i have to pee on my fingers in the shower, than the acne will disappear,
it didnt work
i went to another specialist who understood this subject better,
his solution was that i have to find a woman who has acne herself,
and make HER PEE on my fingers on a full moon night
i was lucky to find a girl with acne All Over Her Face,
i dated her very manipulative since i was not in love with her, but i wanted to use her to cure my acne,
she fell in my trap, and the time was right to ask her to do me a favour

we waited for a full moon night.....
we waited ...........
and waited.......
and waited...
then the full moon night arrived
and the job was done

my acne diappeared after 3 day it was gone for ever, and did not come back even a month after

and my "girlfriend"
asked me to do her a favour
-------------------------- on a full mooon night ----------------------------
end of the story, my beer is empty, i think i get me another one

Aslan writes one of the best stories ever.

The older I get, the more I despise bugs bunny as almost every popularly understood-but-false fact comes from that show.

Like having to sit in a cauldron to learn jazz trumpet?

Better since I got rid of Pro-Active lol, but that was me being proactive about my acne.

worse than a crocodile's on super bowl sunday

i have never had acne in my whole life
because i dont eat french fries
remember that