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Oberma's Stat of teh Onion Adress

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:39 am

Hrmya dermya derp derp derp. I didn't bother watching it, and I hope you didn't either.
(I couldn't believe that he told everyone he was gay though).

We can only settle the question of the validity of his speech through democratic means. VOTE I SAY!
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Re: Oberma's Stat of teh Onion Adress

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:00 am

One of my friends who lives on the other side of the country, was in a Starbucks during the address. A vagrant man came in, he said, and started yelling 'THE PREZ-AH-DENT is on the RAY-D-OH.'


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Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:38 am

AndyDufresne wrote:One of my friends who lives on the other side of the country, was in a Starbucks during the address. A vagrant man came in, he said, and started yelling 'THE PREZ-AH-DENT is on the RAY-D-OH.'


Was it Joe Biden?
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Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:40 am

I can't believe Symmetry got on TV at 0:55!

Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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Postby krallam on Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:20 am

AndyDufresne wrote:One of my friends who lives on the other side of the country, was in a Starbucks during the address. A vagrant man came in, he said, and started yelling 'THE PREZ-AH-DENT is on the RAY-D-OH.'


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Re: Oberma's Stat of teh Onion Adress

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:44 pm

ObamaPromisingAction.meme
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Postby Gillipig on Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:58 pm

Bingo Bango Bongo all tha wey!!
AoG for President of the World!!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
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Postby Gillipig on Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:06 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Hrmya dermya derp derp derp. I didn't bother watching it, and I hope you didn't either.
(I couldn't believe that he told everyone he was gay though).

We can only settle the question of the validity of his speech through democratic means. VOTE I SAY!

Can't everything be settled accurately through this flawless process? I'm so glad the future of my country is determined by the whims of the common folk.
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Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:55 pm

Obama has brokered a major deal whereby unemployed MBAs and Electrical Engineers can get jobs as greeters at Wal-Mart.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/30/politics/ ... ?hpt=hp_c2

Now I bet all you feel like a gaggle of jackasses. Especially BBS.
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Postby Phatscotty on Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:59 pm

almost 300 million Americans did not watch Obama

We are the 90%!
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Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:36 am

http://vimeo.com/36398302

10 bucks says that makes it into the next James Bond movie.
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Re: Oberma's Stat of teh Onion Adress

Postby patches70 on Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:05 am

I wondering why BBS hasn't told us all about the virtues of the MyRA announced by Obama in the State of the Disunion address?

Our buddy, Jack Lew (sounds like a trolling gamer tag, doesn't it?) our Sec of the Treasury, will be having a letter published in certain newspapers around the country telling us all about this new government retirement program. Mr Lew explains that for a one time contribution of $25 and then $5 a week one would have his nest egg secured.

I can't wait! At $25 + $5 a week for 30 years I'll have a grand total of $7,825 plus interest! Yippee yaw! One should be able to retire easily on that.

Wait, a second, my accountant is telling me something....
What? the rate of return will be around 1.47% and inflation is at 2.08%? So I'd actually be losing money?

Hmmm, well, I suppose I'll have to put a lot more in than just the minimum.
Wait, my accountant is telling me something else....
What? $15,000 is the maximum that can be accumulated? Well that's no good. And at that point I'd have to transfer that money to a traditional IRA that would have been earning a higher rate all the while anyway? Why the hell would I put money into the MyRA?

Oh, that's a good point. At least the MyRA gives a better rate of return than a savings account at a bank. I guess one could just use the MyRA as saving for future consumption rather than saving for future retirement.

But what's the point of the MyRA anyway? Is this the beginning of the "If you like your retirement plan you can keep it" deal?
(Que BBS if he cares at all).

Jack Lew's entire upcoming op-ed to be published in McClatchy media group's outlets on 1/31/2014 (emphasis mine)

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Haha, and a look at the picture of the alternate reality that these people live in. Hilarity (along with tears and gnashing of teeth) soon to follow.
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Re: Oberma's Stat of teh Onion Adress

Postby PLAYER57832 on Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:14 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Hrmya dermya derp derp derp. I didn't bother watching it, and I hope you didn't either.
(I couldn't believe that he told everyone he was gay though).

We can only settle the question of the validity of his speech through democratic means. VOTE I SAY!

As much as all state of the union addresses and their counters are political garbage, your insults are beneath you.

Insults show lack of intelligence and understanding, not power.
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Re: Oberma's Stat of teh Onion Adress

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:20 am

PLAYER57832 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Hrmya dermya derp derp derp. I didn't bother watching it, and I hope you didn't either.
(I couldn't believe that he told everyone he was gay though).

We can only settle the question of the validity of his speech through democratic means. VOTE I SAY!

As much as all state of the union addresses and their counters are political garbage, your insults are beneath you.

Insults show lack of intelligence and understanding, not power.


What does a lack of humor reveal?
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Re: Oberma's Stat of teh Onion Adress

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:35 am

BBS - were you trying to show power?

I didn't watch and didn't care all that much. Is he still banging the drum for more US manufacturing jobs?
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Re: Oberma's Stat of teh Onion Adress

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:36 am

Humor chuck schumer!

On an unrelated note, I just caught a bit of the president's 'Google Hangout' with people across the country asking him questions -- one woman from the East Coast talked about the less than pleasant rollout of the Affordable Care Act, thought she sort of danced around how much it was 'bungled.' Obama said, 'There is no need to pussyfoot around, the rollout wasn't great.'

I liked that he said pussyfoot. Obama 2016.


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