Conquer Club

http://www.vaginainstitute.com/webdata/ ... states.pdf

Thanks to "The Vagina Institute" for providing research on this vital area, it shall be said that this is an online questionaire, so all answers may not be...shall we say "serious". But a lot of them are of course, so if you've ever wondered what women put up their vags, check out the pdf. It's everything from children toys to light bulbs to food and non human penises.

I am trying to work out which one is your response gilli

TeeGee wrote:I am trying to work out which one is your response gilli

Not the most graphic but the most telling for me was "I will do anything. I have no
respect for my hole." If I were to pick an answer that speaks for all other answers it would be that one.
A supposedly lesbian woman inserted scissors and knives into her vag, if it really happend that takes the prize as the most dangerous one.
I also really like the one where a woman who identified herself as bisexual (but probably should be considered metrosexual) responded with two words "Alive tree". I take it she had an intimate moment with a branch still apart of the tree, that's taking tree hugging to the next level.

Oh, and which one is mine? Determine which one you think is the sickest and it would likely be that .

A pound of chestnut stuffing.

'A cucumber' and 'a banana' sound like jokes after the freak show that precedes them.

That is absolutely disturbing. Do you get turned on reading that shit? Kind of has the opposite effect on me.

The lightbulb... That sounds like the most disturbing. I just imagine how the slightest contraction could make it explode in the vagina. Who knows, these people are so sick that they might introduce it plugged and light the bulb till you get burned, contract your vagina, burst the bulb and get loads a broken glass and finish with a noce electrocution. Happy times!

I love how it comes in .pdf. One time I stuck a.bmp in my vagina. It was pixelated goodness.

betiko wrote:That is absolutely disturbing. Do you get turned on reading that shit? Kind of has the opposite effect on me.

The lightbulb... That sounds like the most disturbing. I just imagine how the slightest contraction could make it explode in the vagina. Who knows, these people are so sick that they might introduce it plugged and light the bulb till you get burned, contract your vagina, burst the bulb and get loads a broken glass and finish with a noce electrocution. Happy times!

Have you ever seen 1 guy, 1 jar?

mrswdk wrote:

betiko wrote:That is absolutely disturbing. Do you get turned on reading that shit? Kind of has the opposite effect on me.

The lightbulb... That sounds like the most disturbing. I just imagine how the slightest contraction could make it explode in the vagina. Who knows, these people are so sick that they might introduce it plugged and light the bulb till you get burned, contract your vagina, burst the bulb and get loads a broken glass and finish with a noce electrocution. Happy times!

Have you ever seen 1 guy, 1 jar?

Nope. Never seen 2 girls 1 cup or whatever was the name of that video. The "too disgusting to be funny" line is easy to be cross sometimes. I d rather not fill my brain with images that make me wanna puke when they come back to mind.

betiko wrote:Who knows, these people are so sick that they might introduce it plugged and light the bulb till you get burned, contract your vagina, burst the bulb and get loads a broken glass and finish with a noce electrocution. Happy times!

nietzsche wrote:

betiko wrote:Who knows, these people are so sick that they might introduce it plugged and light the bulb till you get burned, contract your vagina, burst the bulb and get loads a broken glass and finish with a noce electrocution. Happy times!

That's a guilty laugh right there. I'm pretty sure Niet doesn't have a vag so I assume he's done this in his asshole, you never seizes to disgust me Nietszcchee.

There is abit too much beastiality in that. We really are under new management. But it is funny as hell.

betiko wrote:That is absolutely disturbing. Do you get turned on reading that shit? Kind of has the opposite effect on me.

Right? At first I was like this will be a fun read. But instead some of those....

I have little interest in the active ingredients of other people's lady tacos and didn't read the link. No doubt some of the real contents are stranger than fiction.

oVo wrote:I have little interest in the active ingredients of other people's lady tacos and didn't read the link. No doubt some of the real contents are stranger than fiction.

Are you saying you don't like girls? I don't get it....

She said 'other people's lady tacos'. She's presumably pretty interested in the things that go into hers.