Conquer Club

We just became a council of pimps here and our mission is to put a price tag on celebrities. We work for a dictator with unlimited funds, and he wants to shag every hollywood celebrity. Nevertheless, we are not here to throw money by the windows and we have to give the correct market price for each of them in order not to break the celeb shaggin market.
this is our client, and supreme leader:

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What is the right market value of the following celebs? By market value, I mean that the lady would consider it in real life according to you. (package includes a private jet flight to our supreme leader's palace, spend dinner and the night; oral and shag with condom, no anal, no facial). Remember that there is nothing that money can't buy.

Next Celeb in auction:

Carrie Fisher


Supreme Leader scores:

Rene Zellweger
Bribe price: 500 000 US dollars + 12 beer + 2 hockey sticks + Moosehead toque +1 000 canadian dollars + 1 bucket of paint

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i think that if we propose 15 millions $ to zellweger we might close a deal? or am I too high?

I'll say, and I'll say it again. I'm black and I'm proud, and sponge cake is the favorite cake.

I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

notyou2 wrote:I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

It s not to give me, it s to give rene. We are fixing a price here to satisfy our supreme leader.
Rene will not do this for 1000$, we are not on the call girl market here, this is the real deal to buy these women.

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

It s not to give me, it s to give rene. We are fixing a price here to satisfy our supreme leader.
Rene will not do this for 1000$, we are not on the call girl market here, this is the real deal to buy these women.

OK, I will throw in a dozen Moosehead and the free hat that came with them.

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

It s not to give me, it s to give rene. We are fixing a price here to satisfy our supreme leader.
Rene will not do this for 1000$, we are not on the call girl market here, this is the real deal to buy these women.

OK, I will throw in a dozen Moosehead and the free hat that came with them.

I m pretty sure our supreme leader will chop your head, you are a worthless advisor.

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

It s not to give me, it s to give rene. We are fixing a price here to satisfy our supreme leader.
Rene will not do this for 1000$, we are not on the call girl market here, this is the real deal to buy these women.

OK, I will throw in a dozen Moosehead and the free hat that came with them.

I m pretty sure our supreme leader will chop your head, you are a worthless advisor.

Moosehead is beer not 12 heads of moose that you mount on a wall.

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

It s not to give me, it s to give rene. We are fixing a price here to satisfy our supreme leader.
Rene will not do this for 1000$, we are not on the call girl market here, this is the real deal to buy these women.

OK, I will throw in a dozen Moosehead and the free hat that came with them.

You got a free hat in a 12-Pack????

DoomYoshi wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

It s not to give me, it s to give rene. We are fixing a price here to satisfy our supreme leader.
Rene will not do this for 1000$, we are not on the call girl market here, this is the real deal to buy these women.

OK, I will throw in a dozen Moosehead and the free hat that came with them.

You got a free hat in a 12-Pack????

It's a toque actually.

Is this offer still available?

I want Rene not you.

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

It s not to give me, it s to give rene. We are fixing a price here to satisfy our supreme leader.
Rene will not do this for 1000$, we are not on the call girl market here, this is the real deal to buy these women.

OK, I will throw in a dozen Moosehead and the free hat that came with them.

I m pretty sure our supreme leader will chop your head, you are a worthless advisor.

Lots of those around here!

Still, she is over the hill. I think $500,000 might get her.

We will never be able to buy rene by tonight!!
What is the market price between 15 millions ans a moose head?
We might all finish beheaded if we don t accomplish our mission...

$500,000.00??????


12 beer, 2 hockey sticks, a Moosehead toque and a $1,000.00. That is the Canadian dream. I fail to see why this is not a good offer.

Dukasaur wrote:

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:I will give you $1000.00 and 2 hockey sticks for Rene.

It s not to give me, it s to give rene. We are fixing a price here to satisfy our supreme leader.
Rene will not do this for 1000$, we are not on the call girl market here, this is the real deal to buy these women.

OK, I will throw in a dozen Moosehead and the free hat that came with them.

I m pretty sure our supreme leader will chop your head, you are a worthless advisor.

Lots of those around here!

Still, she is over the hill. I think $500,000 might get her.

1,5 mill??

I think that we either have her face painted with something permanent or after the sweating, the boss will see her real face and he will chop our heads off.

I'd say we tell Renee about the boss' interest, but that we need to test the merchandise before buying, ask her to blow us all, and then send her a basket for christmas.

Ok; so I think we got her price:
500 000 US dollars + 12 beer + 2 hockey sticks + Moosehead toque +1 000 canadian dollars + 1 bucket of paint

betiko wrote:Ok; so I think we got her price:
500 000 US dollars + 12 beer + 2 hockey sticks + Moosehead toque +1 000 canadian dollars + 1 bucket of paint

Are you sure you're not taking 499,000 US dollars for you and paying her 1000?

Good news gents.Back from the call with Rene. She's not very buisy at the moment and desperately needs a job. She accepts our generous offer. Final bid listed in the OP

GREAT SUCCESS!!!!!!!

Next target for Supreme Leader is Carrie Fisher. I'm sure we can get a good price for that one!

I want to be clear that I do not agree with betiko's offer to Renee.

I think he's making some money for himself, I'm sure Renee would do it for 1000 US dls.

He's making us look bad guys, if the boss finds out he'll hang us.

For a pimp, you are too soft betiko, Renee would have accepted for 1000 and a slap in the face.

nietzsche wrote:I want to be clear that I do not agree with betiko's offer to Renee.

I think he's making some money for himself, I'm sure Renee would do it for 1000 US dls.

He's making us look bad guys, if the boss finds out he'll hang us.

For a pimp, you are too soft betiko, Renee would have accepted for 1000 and a slap in the face.

huh, calling me a corrupt minister of foreign celebrities? Some got their head chopped for less. Rene isn't a crackwhore... yet!

Okay, enough about that. Post the pictures of Carrie already. And they better show some camel toe.