Conquer Club

Quayle misspells potato


Obama misspells respect

We'll all sleep sounder at night now.

Thanks.


--Andy

You misspelled fat.

I'll donate an exclusive 1 hour, 1 on 1 private training session to whomever can identify what misspelling r-e-s-p-e-c-t reveals about President Obama.

Everyone knows that people who say they want to do 'language exchange' are just after f*ck buddies.

Do NOT let Phatscotty take you to his house for language 'coaching'!

This just in, from Saturday February 15th, 2014 -- Phatscotty misspells L-I-P-O-S-U-C-T-I-O-N as "lyposuction" RE:

Subject: Democratic Presidential Nominees

Phatscotty wrote:I think Benghazi is going to be a huge problem for Hil-dawg. Other than that, the plastic surgery and lyposuction are coming soon. The lack of ethnic diversity on this list makes it look like Sheriff Joe Arpaio should be added to it.

I advise anyone to be wary of PS training services mentioned in this topic.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

This just in, from Saturday February 15th, 2014 -- Phatscotty misspells L-I-P-O-S-U-C-T-I-O-N as "lyposuction" RE:

Subject: Democratic Presidential Nominees

Phatscotty wrote:I think Benghazi is going to be a huge problem for Hil-dawg. Other than that, the plastic surgery and lyposuction are coming soon. The lack of ethnic diversity on this list makes it look like Sheriff Joe Arpaio should be added to it.

I advise anyone to be wary of PS training services mentioned in this topic.


--Andy

Andy misspelled "BS".

Phatscotty wrote:I'll donate an exclusive 1 hour, 1 on 1 private training session to whomever can identify what misspelling r-e-s-p-e-c-t reveals about President Obama.

That he's Kenyan?



Can I just BUY a private session with you?

The context was pretty different. Vice President Quayle seemed pretty serious about the spelling, to the point of correcting the child who had spelled the word correctly originally. On the other hand, President Obama seemed to just flub the line.

I do feel like I just wasted thirty seconds to a minute of my life watching those videos and typing this post since these two scenarios should matter to no one.

notyou2 wrote:You misspelled fat.

exactly. scotty you should know better by now. you don't spell "phat". it's supposed to be "fat". hummm what a downer!

thegreekdog wrote:The context was pretty different. Vice President Quayle seemed pretty serious about the spelling, to the point of correcting the child who had spelled the word correctly originally. On the other hand, President Obama seemed to just flub the line.

I do feel like I just wasted thirty seconds to a minute of my life watching those videos and typing this post since these two scenarios should matter to no one.

TGD, don't be silly. We know you care about us all here in the Off Topics, and your posts are an expression of that love, no matter what you say in them.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:The context was pretty different. Vice President Quayle seemed pretty serious about the spelling, to the point of correcting the child who had spelled the word correctly originally. On the other hand, President Obama seemed to just flub the line.

I do feel like I just wasted thirty seconds to a minute of my life watching those videos and typing this post since these two scenarios should matter to no one.

TGD, don't be silly. We know you care about us all here in the Off Topics, and your posts are an expression of that love, no matter what you say in them.


--Andy

I don't mind spending half an hour typing a post about the efficacy (apparently my word of the day) of government. I do mind spending a minute of my day responding to stupid issues.

This thread is now about hiccups.


Did I spell that correctly?

Neither are a big deal...

The real issue is that DQ was assassinated by the media over and over and over and over and over and over again for the mistake but when it came to Barack making a similar mistake the media ignored it.

Also to be fair, Quayle didn't technically misspell potato... The word was misspelled that way on the flash cards that Quayle was reading from.

Army of GOD wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I'll donate an exclusive 1 hour, 1 on 1 private training session to whomever can identify what misspelling r-e-s-p-e-c-t reveals about President Obama.

That he's Kenyan?



Can I just BUY a private session with you?

Close!

You can get a 50% discount

betiko wrote:

notyou2 wrote:You misspelled fat.

exactly. scotty you should know better by now. you don't spell "phat". it's supposed to be "fat". hummm what a downer!

but I'm not fat, I'm PHAT! Plus, it's okay, I'm not the President giving a speech and people haven't been licking my boots for the last 5 years as the most brilliant person to ever be president.

demonfork wrote:Neither are a big deal...

The real issue is that DQ was assassinated by the media over and over and over and over and over and over again for the mistake but when it came to Barack making a similar mistake the media ignored it.

Also to be fair, Quayle didn't technically misspell potato... The word was misspelled that way on the flash cards that Quayle was reading from.

That's the main point yes, but not the important point. But you can still get a 50% discount too. and repeat after me: 'there is no such thing as a dominating Liberal media bias'

What this shows, the President misspelling r-e-s-p-e-c-t (A song that spells itself) shows that Obama did not grow up in America and he doesn't know the song. Furthermore it shows the President is a complete phony. He says he loves soul music, but he doesn't even know A. Franklin's "r-e-s-p-e-c-t"? A 5 year old can spell the word after hearing the song once.

I don't know, PS, seems to me this is minor. Much worse was Obama kept saying ""corpseman" instead of corpsman. That was pretty sad. In that same speech Obama even said he saw dead people. As in -"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today..."
Hahaha!

Then there was the time he was in Europe and said- "It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing."

There's no such thing as an Austrian language. They speak German in Austria.


He also apparently thinks we build railroads across the ocean- "We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad".

That's some funny shit right there! Hahahaha!

Oh the gaffes just go on and on and on. About the only person who is more gaffe prone is old Smokin' Joe himself who almost never misses an opportunity to place his foot firmly into his own mouth.

Let me guess, next he'll forget the number of states in the USA?