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Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:13 pmby saxitoxin
Forget college basketball players cutting down the nets after a victory. Some fans of March Madness are making their own monumental snips: vasectomies.
"We do have (in March) typically about 50% more vasectomies than in other months," said Dr. Ed Sabanegh, chairman of the Department of Urology at the Cleveland Clinic.
"A lot of patients come in and say, 'I have to have this during March Madness, you have to talk to my wife about it. Tell her what my limitations are and that I need to be on the couch.'
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/16/us/march- ... ?hpt=hp_t2
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:12 pmby DoomYoshi
I celebrate with a quick(ish) trip to random.org:
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Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:29 amby TA1LGUNN3R
I think if you need a note from your doctor addressed to your wife saying that you need bed rest just so you can watch a sports tournament then you probably deserve to have your balls cut.
Pussies.
-TG
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:58 amby jonesthecurl
I had the snip many years ago now. I was advised to wear tight underwear, and (for reasons I forget) to eat more sugar than normal. I don't remember anything about sitting about watching sport.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:59 amby DoomYoshi
jonesthecurl wrote:I had the snip many years ago now. I was advised to wear tight underwear, and (for reasons I forget) to eat more sugar than normal. I don't remember anything about sitting about watching sport.
Was it during March?
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:11 amby jonesthecurl
DoomYoshi wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:I had the snip many years ago now. I was advised to wear tight underwear, and (for reasons I forget) to eat more sugar than normal. I don't remember anything about sitting about watching sport.
Was it during March?
I have no idea at this remove - I think the year was 2004, but I could be wrong.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:52 amby DoomYoshi
Ok, I therefore decree, sanction, confirm and designate that it was in March.
Who is celebrating Saint Patrick's day with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:20 amby 2dimes
After I did that I felt pretty good so we stopped at a restaurant on the way home. While sitting on a hard chair the local anesthetic started to wear out waiting for our sushi. I almost threw up and nearly passed out. Then I excused myself to go wait in the car to recline and nap.
I don't remember what month it was either but also I didn't watch much TV.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:53 amby notyou2
I will be shoveling snow off my lawn on to the street so it will melt for March Madness.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:30 amby muy_thaiguy
Hey Yoshi, this forum has a thing called big image brackets for pics that are otherwise just too large. Think you could pop that bracket into them? Thanks.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:32 pmby DoomYoshi
Sorry, mtg, since I got my new huge monitor, I forgot about shrinkers. That img doesn't fill half my screen.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:46 pmby saxitoxin
DoomYoshi wrote:I got my new huge monitor
sounds like you're ready for a vasectomy
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:51 pmby Army of GOD
College sports suck and I can never get into them.
Also, I agree with TG. I wouldn't even consider marrying a women who wouldn't be ok with me a watching sports.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:56 pmby muy_thaiguy
DoomYoshi wrote:Sorry, mtg, since I got my new huge monitor, I forgot about shrinkers. That img doesn't fill half my screen.
It's alright. Much appreciated.
Re: Who is celebrating Saint Patrick's day with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:29 pmby jonesthecurl
2dimes wrote:After I did that I felt pretty good so we stopped at a restaurant on the way home. While sitting on a hard chair the local anesthetic started to wear out waiting for our sushi. I almost threw up and nearly passed out. Then I excused myself to go wait in the car to recline and nap.
I don't remember what month it was either but also I didn't watch much TV.
Maybe you shoulda eaten some sugar.
Re: Who is celebrating Saint Patrick's day with a vasectomy?
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:43 pmby notyou2
jonesthecurl wrote:2dimes wrote:After I did that I felt pretty good so we stopped at a restaurant on the way home. While sitting on a hard chair the local anesthetic started to wear out waiting for our sushi. I almost threw up and nearly passed out. Then I excused myself to go wait in the car to recline and nap.
I don't remember what month it was either but also I didn't watch much TV.
Maybe you shoulda eaten some sugar.
Pretty sure the "sugar" is salt peter making the vasectomy unnecessary. All that pain for naught.
Who celebrated Saint Patrick's day with a vasectomy?
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Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:56 amby 2dimes
notyou2 wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:2dimes wrote:After I did that I felt pretty good so we stopped at a restaurant on the way home. While sitting on a hard chair the local anesthetic started to wear out waiting for our sushi. I almost threw up and nearly passed out. Then I excused myself to go wait in the car to recline and nap.
I don't remember what month it was either but also I didn't watch much TV.
Maybe you shoulda eaten some sugar.
Pretty sure the "sugar" is salt peter making the vasectomy unnecessary. All that pain for naught.
Maybe I should have ate extra sugar. I should have went home to relax on the couch for sure.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:41 pmby DoomYoshi
f*ck U WISCONSIN
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:05 amby DoomYoshi
13/16 so far. Arizona St only lost by 2, so it could have been 14.
Got 3 more upsets picked for tomorrow - Tulsa, E Kentucky, Tennessee. Also, one nearly impossible upset... can Cal Poly be the first 16 seed to beat a 1 seed?
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:22 amby Symmetry
DoomYoshi wrote:13/16 so far. Arizona St only lost by 2, so it could have been 14.
Got 3 more upsets picked for tomorrow - Tulsa, E Kentucky, Tennessee. Also, one nearly impossible upset... can Cal Poly be the first 16 seed to beat a 1 seed?
In breaking news: a man dressed as a dinosaur has been arrested outside a women's college dorm in Kentucky. Early reports say he was ranting incomprehensibly about his "seed".
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:25 pmby oVo
The 3 seeded Blue Devils got their balls nipped today.
Lots of bracket busters... Mercer beats Duke, Dayton beats Ohio State, North Dakota State beats Oklahoma, Tennessee beats U.Mass, Harvard beats Cincinnati and Eastern Kentucky is giving #2 seeded Kansas a tough go.
Go! Go! Go! COASTAL CAROLINA!
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:30 pmby saxitoxin
oVo wrote:The 3 seeded Blue Devils got their balls nipped today.
I was
when I saw that. I had to wikipedia where and/or what Mercer University was ...
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:19 pmby notyou2
saxitoxin wrote:oVo wrote:The 3 seeded Blue Devils got their balls nipped today.
I was
when I saw that. I had to wikipedia where and/or what Mercer University was ...
Nip his blue balls honey badger!!!! That's nasty.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:44 pmby DoomYoshi
saxitoxin wrote:oVo wrote:The 3 seeded Blue Devils got their balls nipped today.
I was
when I saw that. I had to wikipedia where and/or what Mercer University was ...
I still haven't Googled it.
Re: Who is celebrating March Madness with a vasectomy?
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Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:45 pmby notyou2
Had a cat neutered today, does that count?