I'm also a slave to Thomas Jefferson, it feels so nice to have a 44 year old with a filthy beard slobbering all over me. What could be more natural? And to those that disagree, just shut up ok I'm a slave and know exactly what I want out of life! So there
Why don't all you foreigners accept the will of the founding fathers? Pre pubescant girls are more than welcome
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:41 am
by nietzsche
Finally you admit you're a little girl.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:28 am
by muy_thaiguy
Oh lord. Here we go again.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:29 am
by mrswdk
To quote some French person: "Let them eat cake, instead of reading garbage like this."
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:52 am
by macbone
Come on, Symmetry, Jefferson didn't have a beard!
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:59 am
by thegreekdog
Wasn't a similar thread locked recently?
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:52 am
by 2dimes
Pics or it never happened.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:56 am
by MoB Deadly
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:40 am
by saxitoxin
thegreekdog wrote:Wasn't a similar thread locked recently?
billy07 started a thread (viewtopic.php?f=8&t=203227&p=4444453&hilit=prophet#p4444453); my guess is that these were both supposed to be PM's between billy and symm and they just accidentally posted to the forums instead (like "I'm a horny postman," "I'm a lonely MILF" kinda fantasy stuff)
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:42 am
by Army of GOD
Is Symmetry actually Chris Hansen?
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:05 am
by 2dimes
Army of GOD wrote:Is Symmetry actually Chris Hansen?
If so his act here or on television is excellent.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:11 am
by Phatscotty
I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:49 pm
by notyou2
Phatscotty wrote:I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
It was also his own country that abolished it before the US did.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:56 pm
by jonesthecurl
Phatscotty wrote:I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
it was Dutch traders actually. Which is about as relevant as your comment.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:57 pm
by Symmetry
macbone wrote:Come on, Symmetry, Jefferson didn't have a beard!
True, but it's a parody thread. And, anyway, he might have had one at some point. Maybe.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:59 pm
by Symmetry
jonesthecurl wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
it was Dutch traders actually. Which is about as relevant as your comment.
Huh, I'd have thought Spain and Portugal to be honest, perhaps France.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:00 pm
by Phatscotty
notyou2 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
It was also his own country that abolished it before the US did.
only when they had the rest of the world enslaved first.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:08 pm
by Symmetry
Phatscotty wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
It was also his own country that abolished it before the US did.
only when they had the rest of the world enslaved first. OH WHAT A CIVIL PEOPLE!
Would you feel differently if we had a CIVIL WAR over it? Hypocrisy, thy name is Phatscotty.
Well, actually, it's still "hypocrisy", but you do deserve a mention.
Phatscotty wrote:I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
It was also his own country that abolished it before the US did.
only when they had the rest of the world enslaved first. OH WHAT A CIVIL PEOPLE!
Would you feel differently if we had a CIVIL WAR over it? Hypocrisy, thy name is Phatscotty.
Well, actually, it's still "hypocrisy", but you do deserve a mention.
I would if certain JStewart people didn't try to hold it up in a way that implies England was better or quicker or more just than America concerning slavery. And I would also if certain people (yourself included) accepted your own countries role in slavery and making the slave trade profitable, instead of projecting on foreign countries.
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:21 pm
by Symmetry
Phatscotty wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
It was also his own country that abolished it before the US did.
only when they had the rest of the world enslaved first. OH WHAT A CIVIL PEOPLE!
Would you feel differently if we had a CIVIL WAR over it? Hypocrisy, thy name is Phatscotty.
Well, actually, it's still "hypocrisy", but you do deserve a mention.
I would if certain JStewart people didn't try to hold it up in a way that implies England was better or quicker or more just than America concerning slavery. And I would also if certain people (yourself included) accepted your own countries role in slavery and making the slave trade profitable, instead of projecting on foreign countries.
What makes you think I don't accept England's role in the slave trade? Is it that I question your grasp of the historical narrative?
Re: I'm a 14 yr old
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:31 pm
by Phatscotty
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I do wonder if the author of the OP realizes it was his own country that introduced and implemented and institutionalized slavery in the New World, as well as in India, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Nice tactics though Symm, really taps into and manipulates the emotions. Couldn't be more ignorant or hypocritical though.
It was also his own country that abolished it before the US did.
only when they had the rest of the world enslaved first. OH WHAT A CIVIL PEOPLE!
Would you feel differently if we had a CIVIL WAR over it? Hypocrisy, thy name is Phatscotty.
Well, actually, it's still "hypocrisy", but you do deserve a mention.
I would if certain JStewart people didn't try to hold it up in a way that implies England was better or quicker or more just than America concerning slavery. And I would also if certain people (yourself included) accepted your own countries role in slavery and making the slave trade profitable, instead of projecting on foreign countries.
What makes you think I don't accept England's role in the slave trade?
You obsession with slavery in America.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:33 pm
by 2dimes
You both suck. If I wanted revisionist history I'd watch Abe Lincoln Vampire slayer.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:22 am
