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GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:50 pm
by notyou2
Remember to support your favorites in your state primary or caucus.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:13 am
by notyou2
Currently a three way tie.

Who will GOD appoint?


Vote now.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:18 am
by BigBallinStalin
Who's that British sea captain whom some natives used to (or still do) worship?

I vote for him.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:20 am
by AndyDufresne
BigBallinStalin wrote:Who's that British sea captain whom some natives used to (or still do) worship?

I vote for him.

Nagerous.


--Andy

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:06 pm
by nagerous
Speak and I shall come!

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:43 pm
by Symmetry
BigBallinStalin wrote:Who's that British sea captain whom some natives used to (or still do) worship?

I vote for him.


King James?

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:54 pm
by notyou2
Cap'n Morgan

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:55 pm
by notyou2
If you are unfamiliar with any of the GOD candidates, simply google them for their past achievements.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:56 pm
by Symmetry
notyou2 wrote:Cap'n Morgan


Huh, turns out the guy was Welsh. I was unaware.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:58 pm
by notyou2
Symmetry wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Cap'n Morgan


Huh, turns out the guy was Welsh. I was unaware.


Welsh, no no no, he's a pirate.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:02 pm
by Symmetry
notyou2 wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Cap'n Morgan


Huh, turns out the guy was Welsh. I was unaware.


Welsh, no no no, he's a pirate.


I don't think "pirate" is an ethnic group.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:04 pm
by saxitoxin
nagerous wrote:Speak and I shall come!


is that all it takes

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:08 pm
by Symmetry
saxitoxin wrote:
nagerous wrote:Speak and I shall come!


is that all it takes


Why do you think he sticks to posting on forums?

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:20 pm
by notyou2
Symmetry wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Cap'n Morgan


Huh, turns out the guy was Welsh. I was unaware.


Welsh, no no no, he's a pirate.


I don't think "pirate" is an ethnic group.


And you think the Welsh are??????

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:31 pm
by Symmetry
notyou2 wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Cap'n Morgan


Huh, turns out the guy was Welsh. I was unaware.


Welsh, no no no, he's a pirate.


I don't think "pirate" is an ethnic group.


And you think the Welsh are??????


I'm a fine upstanding Englishman, I never think about the Welsh at all.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:54 am
by notyou2
Sym, you need to keep up with the Joneses.

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:28 am
by notyou2
Fred Phelps has withdrawn from the race due to health issues.

ODD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:18 pm
by 2dimes
Take him off the ballot, no?

Re: GOD Presidential Nominees

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:45 pm
by notyou2
That would require an act of GOD.