Twitter Banned in Turkey

[DoomYoshi]

Erdogan is a corrupt crook. The Gulen are a bunch of terrorists.

We should trade Turkey to the Russians for Crimea.

[mrswdk]

They should have included a sub-clause that bans people from sharing photos of their dinner.

[AndyDufresne]

I heard that Twitter has just banned turkeys from posting on their service.

Jive turkeys, that is.


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

I was wondering why I couldn't post today : (

[DoomYoshi]

Erdogan added this statement today:

I cannot understand how sensible people still defend Facebook, YouTube and Twitter. They run all kinds of lies

I now suggest that Conquer Club cancels membership to all those who have ever used Facebook, Youtube or Twitter. We are all liars!!!

[mrswdk]

So, a Syrian jet fighter was shot down yesterday. I hear it was a real...

Turkey shoot.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[DoomYoshi]

So, after local elections yesterday, I am now writing Turkey off completely. The only good thing left for it to do is invade Syria. I now recognize the Kurds as the only legitimate rulers in Turkey.

[Jmac1026]

I recognize the Greek speaking Byzantine Empire as the only legitimate rulers in Turkey.

[warmonger1981]

I heard Turkey was gonna shoot rockets at Syria in a false flag attack but cant seem to find credible sources on the Internet. Supposedly Youtube was taken down for a day also.

[Symmetry]

I heard Turkey was gonna shoot rockets at Syria in a false flag attack but cant seem to find credible sources on the Internet. Supposedly Youtube was taken down for a day also.

Why did you choose the name "warmonger"?

[warmonger1981]

Because I don't explore with passion or rationally. I wake up screaming " Someone slaughter me ". I just really like the meaning. Mans whole purpose is to control others to play war games.

[Symmetry]

Because I don't explore with passion or rationally. I wake up screaming " Someone slaughter me ". I just really like the meaning. Mans whole purpose is to control others to play war games.

And your avatar is a honeybee?

I guess it's an angry looking one to be fair.

[warmonger1981]

Does he look angry and frustrated? Cause he's actually constipated.

[AslanTheKing]

Does he look angry and frustrated? Cause he's actually constipated.

i think the turks are angry and frustrated ( at the eu and at nato, and some about usa maybe - cause of afghanistan and irak)
so they become more friends to the russians ( they depend alot on russian gas - their energyhub is not kicking off yet ) and chinese ( they are planning to buy chinese rockets not compatible with the nato radar system, weird...)
and look at the timing of the problems all around in the arabian world ( libya, egypt, syria, iran, lebanon,)
the economical nightmare happened to turkey, and greece as their neighbour, another economical nightmare...
there is tough times ahead of europe, no worries

if i look at germanys neighbours, danmark-austria-france-swiss-poles-checks, all nice people, no warthreat, easy life so far
but look at turkeys position, iran-irak-russia-syria-lebanon nearbye, egypt nearbye, this are different neighbours, tough neighbours
and if u look at history, all those countrys belonged to the ottoman empire - divide and conquer happened their in a great style

living in the middle of suicide bombers, nice
now u can imagine the impact of this countrys on the people
and its the mindset, they dont trust easily, they believe they are surrounded from enemys
theres a saying, be carful what you think - it can become true

but here are some more angry and frustrated people, just found that on youtube ( which is banned in turkey)
and the rumour is they are planning to shut off facebook as next and conquerclub and disneychannel

[BigBallinStalin]

Does he look angry and frustrated? Cause he's actually constipated.

i think the turks are angry and frustrated ( at the eu and at nato, and some about usa maybe - cause of afghanistan and irak)
so they become more friends to the russians ( they depend alot on russian gas - their energyhub is not kicking off yet ) and chinese ( they are planning to buy chinese rockets not compatible with the nato radar system, weird...)
and look at the timing of the problems all around in the arabian world ( libya, egypt, syria, iran, lebanon,)
the economical nightmare happened to turkey, and greece as their neighbour, another economical nightmare...
there is tough times ahead of europe, no worries

if i look at germanys neighbours, danmark-austria-france-swiss-poles-checks, all nice people, no warthreat, easy life so far
but look at turkeys position, iran-irak-russia-syria-lebanon nearbye, egypt nearbye, this are different neighbours, tough neighbours
and if u look at history, all those countrys belonged to the ottoman empire - divide and conquer happened their in a great style

living in the middle of suicide bombers, nice
now u can imagine the impact of this countrys on the people
and its the mindset, they dont trust easily, they believe they are surrounded from enemys
theres a saying, be carful what you think - it can become true

but here are some more angry and frustrated people, just found that on youtube ( which is banned in turkey)
and the rumour is they are planning to shut off facebook as next and conquerclub and disneychannel

I disagree. The Turks are constipated.

[AslanTheKing]

I disagree. The Turks are constipated.

but i agree with you BBS, yes , the turks are constipated because they eat to much of this white pitta bread,
as mostly middle east countrys do, this constipates them,
the italians are smarter, they boil there bread first - its called spaghetti.

but seriously, i had to look up and google the word constipated,
what means the word constipated really, explain please.

[BigBallinStalin]

I disagree. The Turks are constipated.

but i agree with you BBS, yes , the turks are constipated because they eat to much of this white pitta bread,
as mostly middle east countrys do, this constipates them,
the italians are smarter, they boil there bread first - its called spaghetti.

but seriously, i had to look up and google the word constipated,
what means the word constipated really, explain please.

I'm not sure. Let's have AoG or someone else help us out.

[Dukasaur]

Does he look angry and frustrated? Cause he's actually constipated.

i think the turks are angry and frustrated

Maybe they're actually just constipated too.

[DoomYoshi]

James Jeffrey just gave me some weird advice. He said "Quit your EU faggotry and embrace Erdogan as America's best hope to beat Russia".

I didn't see how this was feasible since Syria is pretty much a foregone American defeat. His proposed solution had nothing to do with Syria though.

In the end, I definitely could see a full-scale bait-and-switch by invoking NATO wrath via Russia invading Turkey.

I guess Erdogan isn't such a terrible ally after all. He is the closest thing to Putin the rest of the world has.

[AslanTheKing]

James Jeffrey just gave me some weird advice. He said "Quit your EU faggotry and embrace Erdogan as America's best hope to beat Russia".

I didn't see how this was feasible since Syria is pretty much a foregone American defeat. His proposed solution had nothing to do with Syria though.

In the end, I definitely could see a full-scale bait-and-switch by invoking NATO wrath via Russia invading Turkey.

I guess Erdogan isn't such a terrible ally after all. He is the closest thing to Putin the rest of the world has.

all this political mindgames
nobody knows that turkey will eventually join the eu
its a fact, its a geo strategical fact
its all backed up by the usa
all this israel hammering from erdogan was a show for the arabian world
at the end turkey is still a nato member, and no they will not implement a chineses rocket defense system
another show again
turkey is a nato ally and has ever been since,
it will become a energy hub for europe, so they dont depend on russia engerywise so much
there is solutions,
all the ex sovietstates, like czech, hungarian, poles, latvians.....
they are all pro usa
if russia has not a good ally in china
it doesnt matter
but its too early yet to let the nukes fly
wait a little bit, until our technology is edvanced enough to play god, .... again

[Dukasaur]

Yeah, let's at least see if the Mars colony is successful before obliterating life on Earth.