Conquer Club

From the Constitution Act, 1982:
The Constitution of Canada is the supreme law of Canada, and any law that is inconsistent with the provisions of the Constitution is, to the extent of the inconsistency, of no force or effect.

From the Constitution Act, 1867:
138. From and after the Union the Use of the Words “Upper Canada” instead of “Ontario,” or “Lower Canada” instead of “Quebec,” in any Deed, Writ, Process, Pleading, Document, Matter, or Thing shall not invalidate the same.

The most fundamental right of Canadians (moreso than any of those bullshit human rights clauses) is the right to refer to Ontario as Upper Canada, in all things you do.

Right Upper Canada!

Are there any Canadians still alive? The ppl of the USA complaining about the "polar vortex" are in a much warmer climate yeah? and with the temps reported coming from the US, I assumed all canadians are frozen solid.

Dude, we have the constitutional right to call things not by their name. If that's not the toughest thing you ever heard...

So I was just thinking about how awesome that clause is, and I found a better one (also in the Canadian Constitution, which is, rather than one document, a series):

That no Person who shall hereafter come to the Possession of this Crown shall go out of the Dominions of England Scotland or Ireland without Consent of Parliament.

Unfortunately, this one was repealed. It should be re-enacted immediately.

The Canadian Constitution will serve as an example to people everywhere.

Upper Canada, home of the Uppity Canucks.