Conquer Club

Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

I think many people here think of me using that euphemism.

Symmetry wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

I think many people here think of me using that euphemism.

Isn't that better than being a Gelatinous Cube like PhatScotty?

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

I think many people here think of me using that euphemism.

Isn't that better than being a Gelatinous Cube like PhatScotty?

Possibly, but this isn't a thread on why Phatscotty might be considered a gelatinous cube. Just because most people regard him as one; and because he's been banned for gelatinous cubing; and one of the most common responses to his posts is simply "Phatscotty is a gelatinous cube"; and he's kind of a gelatinous cube, doesn't mean we should veer away from my narcissism.

Maybe Sym was molested by a priest in his childhood. That would explain both the snide personality and the fixation with rape.

mrswdk wrote:Maybe Sym was molested by a priest in his childhood. That would explain both the snide personality and the fixation with rape.

Are you saying that children abused by priests are "snide" and "fixated with rape"?

I think we can move on to the next objection. One that doesn't damn victims of paedophiles.

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

Gnoll?
Bugbear?

thegreekdog wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

Gnoll?
Bugbear?

Me or him? I certainly seem to be a bugbear to you on occasion.

No poll?

Metsfanmax wrote:No poll?

I was tempted, but they tend to end up spammed with no post responses by a clan I may have trolled, or not.

BTW, this is why you are a troll:

Ah, dictionary.com. The dictionary of choice for people who can't use dictionaries.

Metsfanmax wrote:BTW, this is why you are a troll:

Ah, dictionary.com. The dictionary of choice for people who can't use dictionaries.

As someone who specialises in the History of the Book (well partially, and that is an actual thing) dictionary.com annoys me. It's inaccurate as a dictionary, and has no real thought behind its methods.

Why is the sky blue? Why do the birds sing? Why is AOG so horny?

These are questions for the ages. I'm no scientist, so I'll let the scientists delve into these mysteries, but I eagerly await their findings.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:Why is the sky blue? Why do the birds sing? Why is AOG so horny?

These are questions for the ages. I'm no scientist, so I'll let the scientists delve into these mysteries, but I eagerly await their findings.


--Andy

Symmetry wrote:

mrswdk wrote:Maybe Sym was molested by a priest in his childhood. That would explain both the snide personality and the fixation with rape.

Are you saying that children abused by priests are "snide" and "fixated with rape"?

I think we can move on to the next objection. One that doesn't damn victims of paedophiles.

You try way too hard, dude.

mrswdk wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

mrswdk wrote:Maybe Sym was molested by a priest in his childhood. That would explain both the snide personality and the fixation with rape.

Are you saying that children abused by priests are "snide" and "fixated with rape"?

I think we can move on to the next objection. One that doesn't damn victims of paedophiles.

You try way too hard, dude.

Is that trolling? Lighten up man.

Symmetry, it's simple. Conquer Club is a bridge between worlds, bringing together diverse folks from every society under the sun except for Eritrea and North Korea. Your job is to hide under that bridge, and when uppity little goats come prancing across, you're the guy who climbs up and makes yourself some goat cheese pizza. Either that or riddle in rhyme. It's the natural order of things.

macbone wrote:Symmetry, it's simple. Conquer Club is a bridge between worlds, bringing together diverse folks from every society under the sun except for Eritrea and North Korea. Your job is to hide under that bridge, and when uppity little goats come prancing across, you're the guy who climbs up and makes yourself some goat cheese pizza. Either that or rhyme in riddles. It's the natural order of things.

So I'm like Idris Elba and the people who get pissed off are the idiots who thought he couldn't be a Norse God because he's black?

Who is Symmetry?

No no no. You're like Idris Elba saying "Where would you rather die? Here, on this bridge in Conquer Club, or in a Jaeger?"

Symmetry wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

Gnoll?
Bugbear?

Me or him? I certainly seem to be a bugbear to you on occasion.

I find you very entertaining (except when trying to engage you in serious discussion; then you're just annoying).

So maybe a Lawful Neutral Mage? I find Lawful Neutral Mages both entertaining and annoying when trying to engage in serious discussion. Trolls are chaotic evil, so that wouldn't fit.

DoomYoshi wrote:Who is Symmetry?

It's me!

thegreekdog wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

Gnoll?
Bugbear?

Me or him? I certainly seem to be a bugbear to you on occasion.

I find you very entertaining (except when trying to engage you in serious discussion; then you're just annoying).

That would be the very definition of a bugbear, no? Outside of any fantastical notions you may posses as to what the word might mean otherwise.

thegreekdog wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Let's keep it clean folks, I'm genuinely wondering why I'm considered a troll.

For what it's worth, I've always thought of you more as a fairy.

Gnoll?
Bugbear?

Me or him? I certainly seem to be a bugbear to you on occasion.

I find you very entertaining (except when trying to engage you in serious discussion; then you're just annoying).

So maybe a Lawful Neutral Mage? I find Lawful Neutral Mages both entertaining and annoying when trying to engage in serious discussion. Trolls are chaotic evil, so that wouldn't fit.

TGD, I hereby request you create a post outlining the respective classes and alignments of all current Off Topic Posters that you can think do this for. I'd like to see what you come up.

Saxitoxin gave me 10,000 saxbucks recently, and I am willing to pay you in some of those saxbucks for your services. Or I'll find some low-end merchandise, like animated wrestling .gifs that might be to your liking.


--Andy